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This is why when people go OH she is not as scary! I tend to give some side eye.

She may speak nice, but she is just as scary.

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She is a very serious person, you guys..!

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She was the 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙐𝙉 𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧!! Does she think that human rights are somehow bad?

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she's just pandering to the racist assholes now

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(((As one does.)))

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She apparently does but hid it well while earning points with someone as the not-quite-a-real ambassador.

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True, but it wasn't the Pope saying that. It was the RWNJs saying that. It was quite awhile ago SOOOO IIRC.

It was RWNJ 11 dimensional twisted logic, not the Pope's.

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Pull out of the World Health Organization. Is this her "Thousand points of death" then?

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she's about one interview away from standing up and shouting "Hail Hydra!"

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Time to leave the World Wrestling Federation!

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What about the international criminal court, Nikki, yea or nay?

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She also said she's down for fucking over Social Security so there's my lede with every old I know, present company included.

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But it is never cutting SS for current olds (their base) just raising the retirement age in the future or phasing it out. So they are screwing all the Not Olds, hoping that the youngs thing that retirement is so far in the future they are not thinking about it. Spoiler Alert! Everybody cares about SS!

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And they never mention disabled people, who they would immediately cut off. And probably put into camps. I'm not even kidding, there are eleven Nazis at the GOP table.

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She better start looking around for some small right-wing college she can be president of, or something. I think her time in government service is about to come to an end.

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I love that the Republicans think that promoting the very brave strategy of “cowering before our enemies” and “turtling” are considered tough stances. You’re cowards, afraid of your own shadow and anything different.

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When I got to "the first thing he did as president, just after he did the ceremonial first Oval Office poop," I knew this was an Evan piece.

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She wants to *defund* the UN, but we stay on the Security Council because Power Dominance Control, and also we just *pay less* to the UN because we need to stay on the Security Council. Seems like her position changed in just a sentence or two. Let her keep talking and we'd be increasing UN funding soon.

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It all depends on who she's talking to. She's not likely to talk to anybody like me any time soon, so it's also not likely that she'll ever come around to favoring the UN or any other threat to white nationalism.

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What’s sad is that if Trump dies or lol, bows out she would probably win over Biden because people are stupid

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Nikki (she has 2 "i"s but still cannot see) Haley: "The only reason, Sean, you don’t get out of the UN is we’re one county of five that has a veto, and the number of things we were able to stop China, Russia, and Iran from doing with that veto matters, and so you keep bad things from happening."

Translation: she wants to do for the UN what Rethugs have done for the House.

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Poop.

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Weak and sad, too.

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House speaker Mike Johnson has a plan for climate change: prayer.

Speaker Johnson won't need any of that squishy leftist propaganda about 'thoughts and prayers'. Because 'thoughts' require 'thinking'. Thinking requires 'worldly wisdom'. And worldly wisdom is too damn close to SCIENCE!

Nope the plan is for all of us to pray more.

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