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DemoCat's avatar

Who knows what the mice trapped in those 9 heads are thinking, but I’ll wager they aren’t convinced Putin or Russia would ever do such a thing. It’s called “special Russian military operation,” NOT “special Russian genocide.” That’s enough for them.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. You said it all perfectly.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

What they could possibly find objectionable? “The part where it holds Putin responsible.” Period.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

The only thing that surprises me is that my rep, Fuckface Perry, didn’t vote against it.

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kareema's avatar

Cuz I'm old and carry grudges, I am STILL po'ed about the repugs who spent the 4th of July in russia...

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Darth Trad's avatar

Sauron needed nine Nazgul to carry out his wishes. Putin gets these nine to do the same thing.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

As I hope has been reported in other non-comments, this is literally something the Nazis did in Poland. But somehow Putin is saving Ukraine from Nazis? Okay....

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UnionThuggery's avatar

Surprised none from Tennessee on that list.

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Psyker01's avatar

Surprised Rand Paul wasnt on this list. Probably one of the voted present no doubt. That or Putins check bounced

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Dusty Tomes's avatar

This was a house resolution, not a senate one.

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Caepan's avatar

PEDANT ALERT! Poodle Top is a Senator, not a member of the House.

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

Hey. He's crafty maybe he'd try coming in Mrs. Doubtfire style figuring no one knows all the people in the house, especially those who play a lot of Solitaire during speeches.

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SethTriggs's avatar

I'm surprised Klannie Oakley of Colorado isn't on this list. Surprising.

Make these traitors cry this fall and relegate them to the minority.

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Mike's avatar

There is no principal or moral stance involved in their consistent pro-Russian votes or anti-Ukraine votes. There is only one thing arouses these bottom feeders and that's money. Putin can get more value buying U.S. Congresswhores than buying weapons in order to occupy Ukraine. Note: I did not say defeat Ukraine.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Plus, if Democrats are for something, they are against it, even if it makes no fucking sense to be against it. Also, aren't these people the ones so very concerned about the children and trafficking? Because as the resolution states, what Putin has been doing makes it a lot more likely for these poor kids to end up trafficked or in otherwise horrible situations.

Fuck these motherfuckers.

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kareema's avatar

Watch your language! I use fothermuckers. Or hoofwanking bunglecunt.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

No, sorry - I respect your principles, but these “people” are MOTHERFUCKERS.

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CzechJournalists's avatar

whenever i feel bad that i have ted cruz as a senator, i get reminded that having chip roy as a representstive is actually worse

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Acknowedged from here in Travis County.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"Hi Gavin,

I hope you’re enjoying the Formula season so far. As a valued F1 Experiences guest, I’m excited to announce that you have pre-sale access for the 2024 F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix."

No. Fuck off. Me and Pickers are going to Montreal and I already gave you shitloads of money for that. Fuck off.

Unlimited champagne though. We might be a little wobbly when we get back on the coach. Still, fuck all y'all, I don't want to go to Las Vegas. I want to go to Montreal with Pickers.

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Debra Dassow's avatar

Tom Tiffany of Wisconsin, his nickname here is Toxic Tom, because of his work as a State Senator to promote bad environmental policies here.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

His name is completely new to me. For a minute I thought it was that tall guy who used to dance with Pia Zadora.

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

Tommy Tune?

(the only really tall dancer, I can think of)

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Yes, that one. Nice guy, actually. I met him backstage at an AIDS fundraiser.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Couldn't Empty Gee just sell her farm and move to fucking Siberia like those lovely Canadian farmers?

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I can't stop laughing at those idiots.

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Jamshied Sharifi's avatar

I’m old enough to remember when such blatant Russia-fluffing would get you a little time with HUAC. These SOBs should be tried for treason.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

After we trounce TFG In November I say we do exactly that.

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belfryo's avatar

we have to...We need a march on DC for AFTER we win the election in November...We need to send the message that winning isn't enough and we can't rest on our laurels like we always do after a major win...I want next to ZERO celebration time...I want us to hit the road running...We must decimate the republican party...

ON DAY ONE biden MUST appoint an AG who IS NOT A MOTHERFUCKING REPUBLICAN...The days of fucking REACH AROUNDS are OVER

THE

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

I kinda still want one day of dancing in the streets.

When it was called for Biden, almost all my family and friends had a day of euphoria.

(one trumper is married into my family)

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belfryo's avatar

absolutely! Even a week...BUT NO RESTING ON LAURELS AFTER THAT!!!!

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