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Who knows what the mice trapped in those 9 heads are thinking, but I’ll wager they aren’t convinced Putin or Russia would ever do such a thing. It’s called “special Russian military operation,” NOT “special Russian genocide.” That’s enough for them.

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Ta, Evan. You said it all perfectly.

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What they could possibly find objectionable? “The part where it holds Putin responsible.” Period.

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The only thing that surprises me is that my rep, Fuckface Perry, didn’t vote against it.

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Cuz I'm old and carry grudges, I am STILL po'ed about the repugs who spent the 4th of July in russia...

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Sauron needed nine Nazgul to carry out his wishes. Putin gets these nine to do the same thing.

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As I hope has been reported in other non-comments, this is literally something the Nazis did in Poland. But somehow Putin is saving Ukraine from Nazis? Okay....

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Surprised none from Tennessee on that list.

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Surprised Rand Paul wasnt on this list. Probably one of the voted present no doubt. That or Putins check bounced

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This was a house resolution, not a senate one.

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PEDANT ALERT! Poodle Top is a Senator, not a member of the House.

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Hey. He's crafty maybe he'd try coming in Mrs. Doubtfire style figuring no one knows all the people in the house, especially those who play a lot of Solitaire during speeches.

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I'm surprised Klannie Oakley of Colorado isn't on this list. Surprising.

Make these traitors cry this fall and relegate them to the minority.

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There is no principal or moral stance involved in their consistent pro-Russian votes or anti-Ukraine votes. There is only one thing arouses these bottom feeders and that's money. Putin can get more value buying U.S. Congresswhores than buying weapons in order to occupy Ukraine. Note: I did not say defeat Ukraine.

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Plus, if Democrats are for something, they are against it, even if it makes no fucking sense to be against it. Also, aren't these people the ones so very concerned about the children and trafficking? Because as the resolution states, what Putin has been doing makes it a lot more likely for these poor kids to end up trafficked or in otherwise horrible situations.

Fuck these motherfuckers.

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Watch your language! I use fothermuckers. Or hoofwanking bunglecunt.

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No, sorry - I respect your principles, but these “people” are MOTHERFUCKERS.

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whenever i feel bad that i have ted cruz as a senator, i get reminded that having chip roy as a representstive is actually worse

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Acknowedged from here in Travis County.

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Our condolences.

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"Hi Gavin,

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No. Fuck off. Me and Pickers are going to Montreal and I already gave you shitloads of money for that. Fuck off.

Unlimited champagne though. We might be a little wobbly when we get back on the coach. Still, fuck all y'all, I don't want to go to Las Vegas. I want to go to Montreal with Pickers.

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Tom Tiffany of Wisconsin, his nickname here is Toxic Tom, because of his work as a State Senator to promote bad environmental policies here.

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His name is completely new to me. For a minute I thought it was that tall guy who used to dance with Pia Zadora.

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Tommy Tune?

(the only really tall dancer, I can think of)

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Yes, that one. Nice guy, actually. I met him backstage at an AIDS fundraiser.

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Couldn't Empty Gee just sell her farm and move to fucking Siberia like those lovely Canadian farmers?

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I can't stop laughing at those idiots.

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They didn't do it for money. No one pays for votes in a wildly lopsided vote.

They didn't do it as constituent service. No one's constituents are that horrible.

So they must have done it on principle. They're monsters.

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" No one's constituents are that horrible."

I beg to differ

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