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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

"Joy comes with every shirt"! Boy, Joy must be exhausted, satisfied, but exhausted.

Iron Monkey's avatar

Nothing really wrong with her left arm. As a matter of fact it is at least twice as good as her right arm.

19th  ~ Unpresidented [sic] ~'s avatar

Lady parts can accomplish much multi-tasking while sitting on something, obvs. *innocent blink*

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Haldol: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Aprons only. Gotta be aprons only for the Lady Patriots. Red, white, and blue aprons. And nothing else. Show your patriotism while making sammiches for us manly men.

Amy!'s avatar

We Broke Your LegsYou Need a WalkerVote GOP 2016

CripesAmighty's avatar

And the wisdom keeps flowing forth, as in the following piece which is exquisitely titled,'Scott Walker Nukes His Presidential Campaign With Idiotic Comments As Stock Market Tumbles'.http://www.politicususa.com...

CripesAmighty's avatar

What? An unfortunate forceps mishap at birth?

King Honkey's avatar

I would love to see 'Jeopardy' with Walker and Ricky from 'Trailer Park Boys' as contestants. My money's on Ricky!!

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Yeah...Scott Walker's...performance...on the national...stage...is reminding me that while Wisconsin is known for electing some early leaders of the Progressive Movement, it's also known for electing Joe McCarthy.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

If Reagan were running now he'd simply rebrand himself, just as he did when he ran for President pretending he never signed the country's first "no-fault divorce" law. In the '90s, when CA was more of a purple state, I remember the cafe at Reds Meadow posting a newspaper article on their wall from the early 1970s, talking about Reagan pushing the Forest Service to not build a planned cross-Sierra road down the San Joaquin River, allowing the later designation of the Ansel Adams Wilderness.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Throw in Trumpy and you could put that on PPV.

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