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Careful, Heather, you don't want to spontaneously combust or nothin.' ;P

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Ah, well, he'll still have Stockholm.

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Holy shit! Well, no wonder he has such a problem with the ladies.

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Bisexuals just have to hang out in a box until we determine what they are.

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Unlikely?

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OK, that would just be gross.

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Egad!(I haven't used that word in a long time--heh heh, also too, I made a penie reference by using the word "long") Sometimes, having a crush on a perfesser who actually might have respected my "intelligence" was the only thing that would get me out of bed, and sometimes their criticism would make me cry when I had untreated depression and if they were overbearing dicks who got off on bullying "the girls" subordinate to him with petty and capricious "feedback." I should add that I never had a crush on the overbearing bullies because they reminded me too much of primordial paternal authority figures, and I may have daddy issues, they aren't THAT bad.

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Especially when in real life, "basta che si muova."

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I like the parody "...I bought her an appliance. I thought she'd make me recipes...."

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might have to try the old "put it in the popcorn cup" or the drink holder.

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like an artist, I find my emotional entanglements help serve as cautionary tales.

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Alanis Morrisette's first major hit "You Oughta Know" had the immortal line in it about her "going down on you in a theater", which has since become an easy joke whenever her name is mentioned....

Had we been allowed comments, I would have likely referenced that line in reply to your "Morrisettian?" comment had you been allowed to make that comment... which you weren't...

... Now I'm confused too...

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More like a nosestash.

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But his phrasing isn't just that this is bad, but that it is a problem "with girls in the lab." Seems more correct it is a problem for human beings in the lab.

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hes' right, though. I was once trying to show a female new hire how to navigate thru a new program and she wasn't getting it as fast as I expected (I guess), and maybe I was impatient or had a stern tone to my voice (I guess), and she started crying. I was floored, I had no idea what I'd done. After that I was quite cautious around women, and careful of my tone, etc. It was eye opening.

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... "is it hot in here or just me?" - A Fireman

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