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Dee Andee's avatar

Careful, Heather, you don't want to spontaneously combust or nothin.' ;P

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Ah, well, he'll still have Stockholm.

sillyclucker's avatar

Holy shit! Well, no wonder he has such a problem with the ladies.

shelwood's avatar

Bisexuals just have to hang out in a box until we determine what they are.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

OK, that would just be gross.

H0mer0's avatar

Egad!(I haven't used that word in a long time--heh heh, also too, I made a penie reference by using the word "long") Sometimes, having a crush on a perfesser who actually might have respected my "intelligence" was the only thing that would get me out of bed, and sometimes their criticism would make me cry when I had untreated depression and if they were overbearing dicks who got off on bullying "the girls" subordinate to him with petty and capricious "feedback." I should add that I never had a crush on the overbearing bullies because they reminded me too much of primordial paternal authority figures, and I may have daddy issues, they aren't THAT bad.

H0mer0's avatar

Especially when in real life, "basta che si muova."

H0mer0's avatar

I like the parody "...I bought her an appliance. I thought she'd make me recipes...."

H0mer0's avatar

might have to try the old "put it in the popcorn cup" or the drink holder.

H0mer0's avatar

like an artist, I find my emotional entanglements help serve as cautionary tales.

DougW's avatar

Alanis Morrisette's first major hit "You Oughta Know" had the immortal line in it about her "going down on you in a theater", which has since become an easy joke whenever her name is mentioned....

Had we been allowed comments, I would have likely referenced that line in reply to your "Morrisettian?" comment had you been allowed to make that comment... which you weren't...

... Now I'm confused too...

Sue4466's avatar

But his phrasing isn't just that this is bad, but that it is a problem "with girls in the lab." Seems more correct it is a problem for human beings in the lab.

Jayman's avatar

hes' right, though. I was once trying to show a female new hire how to navigate thru a new program and she wasn't getting it as fast as I expected (I guess), and maybe I was impatient or had a stern tone to my voice (I guess), and she started crying. I was floored, I had no idea what I'd done. After that I was quite cautious around women, and careful of my tone, etc. It was eye opening.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... "is it hot in here or just me?" - A Fireman