Conspiracy freak and spokesman for the reality-challenged American community Alex Jones wants you to know that he bears no ill will toward the blacks, even though he says he's been "racially attacked" by them roughly eleventy-jillion times. “I’ve been racially attacked by black people, probably -- let’s not exaggerate -- thirty-five times?” Jones said. “I’ve been racially attacked by Hispanics, let’s not exaggerate, five times. Let me tell you, that’s when you really get hurt bad. Compound fractures, you name it.”
Perhaps there could be an exception made for wishing or offering to visit really, truly absurd misfortune on someone. For example if I wished that Alex Jones and the rest of his ilk had their penises turn into soggy, day old burritos. That could repeatedly explode whenever they share their hateful derp.
Oh, fine, just lump all the <i>scum-sucking</i> crackpots in with the <i>bottom-feeding</i> ones! You probably don&#039;t bother to know the difference between a <i>shit-heel</i> and a <i>turd-goblin</i>!
Let me guess, &quot;Some of your best friends are crackpots!&quot;
One time, at Hyperbole Camp, I was attacked, racially, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
I think I did a kinda bad man sort of thingy. A former co-worker paid be a visit weekend before last. She&#039;s a Jehovah&#039;s Witless and is already kind of stupid. So, we&#039;re standing on my front porch and she&#039;s admiring my neighborhood when she looks up at the vapor trails left by the many jets that fly over my town. She said, &quot;see that? Chemtrails&quot; To which I replied, &quot;bullshit...that&#039;s just di-hydrogen monoxide in a vaporous state&quot; She then became very agitated, &quot;see see! I knew it!!! What does di-hydrogen monoxide do?&quot; Stealing a page from the existing practical joke I told her how it can flood crops, cause extreme erosion, be fatal to living things, an rust metal when joined with other chemicals. On the positive side I said that it is instrumental in extinguishing fires, is critical in food production, and when joined with other chemicals can keep a car&#039;s engine cool. Oh, and it&#039;s also used known as the Universal Solvent.
I know I should poke dumb things with sticks, but I can&#039;t help myself. I rationalized my actions by thinking that no amount of smart is going to undo that much stupid.
...and he sees black helicopters everywhere.
aren&#039;t there more interesting things happening than wingnuts with peculiar fetishes?
seriously i have no idea who most of these people are and i have no idea why my wonkettes is giving them so much attention.
Skatin&#039; on the edge is what we do best here. (With votes, Dok -- with votes!)
Perhaps there could be an exception made for wishing or offering to visit really, truly absurd misfortune on someone. For example if I wished that Alex Jones and the rest of his ilk had their penises turn into soggy, day old burritos. That could repeatedly explode whenever they share their hateful derp.
I wonder if he knows what a compound fracture is?
Not fair!
&quot;Let&#039;s not exaggerate&quot; is only 1/3 untrue.
I admire how he didn&#039;t even bother to mention all the times he was murdered.
&quot;Compound fractures, you name it.&quot;
I shall name it &quot;Crackpot&quot;
who is this person and why should i give a flying fuck?
Oh, fine, just lump all the <i>scum-sucking</i> crackpots in with the <i>bottom-feeding</i> ones! You probably don&#039;t bother to know the difference between a <i>shit-heel</i> and a <i>turd-goblin</i>!
Let me guess, &quot;Some of your best friends are crackpots!&quot;
One time, at Hyperbole Camp, I was attacked, racially, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
Black people are the real racists for inventing twerking for Miley to steal.
AOT, K.
I think I did a kinda bad man sort of thingy. A former co-worker paid be a visit weekend before last. She&#039;s a Jehovah&#039;s Witless and is already kind of stupid. So, we&#039;re standing on my front porch and she&#039;s admiring my neighborhood when she looks up at the vapor trails left by the many jets that fly over my town. She said, &quot;see that? Chemtrails&quot; To which I replied, &quot;bullshit...that&#039;s just di-hydrogen monoxide in a vaporous state&quot; She then became very agitated, &quot;see see! I knew it!!! What does di-hydrogen monoxide do?&quot; Stealing a page from the existing practical joke I told her how it can flood crops, cause extreme erosion, be fatal to living things, an rust metal when joined with other chemicals. On the positive side I said that it is instrumental in extinguishing fires, is critical in food production, and when joined with other chemicals can keep a car&#039;s engine cool. Oh, and it&#039;s also used known as the Universal Solvent.
I know I should poke dumb things with sticks, but I can&#039;t help myself. I rationalized my actions by thinking that no amount of smart is going to undo that much stupid.
And don&#039;t get him started about all those &quot;supermodels&quot; that &quot;want his body&quot;
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*also Liberty and Freedom and Being Honorable