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Justin Pearson, one of the Tennesse Three that was removed but has now been voted in again, has a copy of an Andy Warhol Campbell's Soup can on his wall (Chicken Noodle).

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Jesse Watters is what cult worship looks like.

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"...a billionaire who listens to the forgotten man".

The right wing Liberal party lost the last Australian election very, very badly. The new leader, Peter Dutton, made an impassioned speech declaring the Liberal party was going to focus on "the forgotten Australians".

The Libs had been in government for the last nine years. WHO FORGOT THEM, Peter?

Fucking useless, power crazed trash, the lot of them. FUCK right wingers everywhere.

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Jesse Watters is the human equivalent of tooth pain.

Change my mind.

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If only there was the modern-day equivalent of a Titanic that we could lure Dump and all the billionaires onto. Jesse Waters could accompany Trump as his adoring valet, and all the Fox dopes could get free tickets. I know, not going to happen, but I can dream.

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Jesse is violating the central tenet of yellow (Fox noise journamalism): Never believe what you say, never say what you believe.

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Watters isn't so debased a parrot he admires Trump inside his soul. His game is both less cynical and less idealistic: he doesn't have a soul. It's not exactly a superpower; closer to Baghdad Bob's ubiquitous badly-fitted beret.

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this hot codependent mess needs to go see a shrink. and I mean aot, k!

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Donald Trump is just a malignant narcissistic sociopathic insurrectionist who cared too much.

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He knows he's lying. His own mother told him so, on his own show.

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Aug 7, 2023·edited Aug 7, 2023

"WATTERS: This is why Trump’s such a threat; he threatens not just their power, he threatens to invalidate their status, and exalted role in America."

Exactly. Those nice, juicy tax breaks, and him slashing regulations left and right? They hated that.

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I assume Wonkette, like me, is impatiently waiting for the judge's ruling on the TFG protection order, and that is why they aren't posting a 4:20 Eastern story.

("I hate waiting" gif here)

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Tin Kitty! I just got hit in the head by gorgonzola! Thanks for starting with a soft cheese, maybe practice a bit more before the pecorino please.

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Still on this guy, huh?

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Already been posted about, but ...

Down by the river, living in a van, in an Alabama brawl.

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Abrams on their way to Ukraine !

https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/russia-ukraine-war-news-08-07-23/index.html

"The first batch of Abrams tanks that the US is providing to Ukraine was approved for shipment over the weekend, and the tanks are on track to arrive in Ukraine by early fall, Army Acquisition Chief Doug Bush said on Monday.

“They are done,” Bush told reporters in a briefing. “Now they have to get to Europe, and then to Ukraine, along with all of the things that go with them. Ammunition, spare parts, fuel equipment, repair facilities. So you know, it's not just the tanks, it's the full package that goes with it. That's still on track.”

"The US began training the Ukrainians on the tanks in May in Germany, CNN reported. The 31 tanks destined for Ukraine had been undergoing refurbishment and preparation for shipment for several months, and were officially approved to be transferred over the weekend.

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