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Why the Trump-appointed judges ruled that the Alabama maps were too racist to live. (Status Kuo) The Court has never explained its Purcell Principle (when it’s too close to an election to change the maps) and it never will, because then a Democrat might win once accidentally. (Talking Points Memo)
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I imagine E. Jean Carroll has a pretty solid case for eligibility in that DOJ weaponization slush fund.
Also, the asshole decided to sue the WSJ again over their story on the Epstein birthday card.
His colic must have been extra difficult last night.