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Brendan_M's avatar

They have to be licensed and insured and their vehicles are subject to numerous safety regulations and the drivers are subject to many laws and restrictions themselves. I wish guns were as regulated.

Kooolest G's avatar

so if a bad guy with a gun walks in and starts shooting, then a good guy with a gun starts shooting back. unless I was there to see who shot first, how am I gonna know which one was the bad guy that I should be shooting at? do they wear black hats like in the movies? maybe we should just go with the police method of whoever has the darker skin.

JoeChristmas's avatar

Yeah maybe we should repeal the Second Amendment too.

JoeChristmas's avatar

The Weimar Gov't officials during a certain beer hall putsch?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

My grandma said nothing good ever happens after midnight.

Amy!'s avatar

(rolls dice)Ha! Made my saving throw! See?

obamafone's avatar

Thanks, Chris. (blushes) I wanted to read your other comments but, sadly, .... I can't.

Historicat's avatar

Wait - which stat was that and do I have any applicable skills that would come into play here?

eliamias's avatar

Reminds me of this video I saw once. These cops, some plain-clothes, are wrestling with some guy on the ground. One cop arrives on scene, quickly assesses the situation and boots the lone black guy in the head. Too bad it was his own colleague.

I can only imagine how much more sanguine and accurate people without risk assessment training will be in clutch situations.

Parakeetist's avatar

I got a laser gun that goes bzzzzt.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Ni-i-i-i-ce

Wish i'd thought of trying that.

turk's avatar

Then why not get rid of bars completely and just replace them with gun clubs? That's what this fuckheaded nitwit just described.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

True story. There's a house down the road from use with beautiful dopey looking female husky and big black male lab mix.Twice now, I've driven past and the husky appeared to perform fellatio on the lab.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

why do these people want us to live in a militarized zone?Fuck you, assholes, your right to shoot shit up does NOT eclipse everyone else's right to not get shot. Enough.