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They have to be licensed and insured and their vehicles are subject to numerous safety regulations and the drivers are subject to many laws and restrictions themselves. I wish guns were as regulated.

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(cough)nerd(cough)

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so if a bad guy with a gun walks in and starts shooting, then a good guy with a gun starts shooting back. unless I was there to see who shot first, how am I gonna know which one was the bad guy that I should be shooting at? do they wear black hats like in the movies? maybe we should just go with the police method of whoever has the darker skin.

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Yeah maybe we should repeal the Second Amendment too.

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The Weimar Gov't officials during a certain beer hall putsch?

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My grandma said nothing good ever happens after midnight.

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(rolls dice)Ha! Made my saving throw! See?

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Thanks, Chris. (blushes) I wanted to read your other comments but, sadly, .... I can't.

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Wait - which stat was that and do I have any applicable skills that would come into play here?

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Reminds me of this video I saw once. These cops, some plain-clothes, are wrestling with some guy on the ground. One cop arrives on scene, quickly assesses the situation and boots the lone black guy in the head. Too bad it was his own colleague.

I can only imagine how much more sanguine and accurate people without risk assessment training will be in clutch situations.

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Yes!

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I got a laser gun that goes bzzzzt.

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Ni-i-i-i-ce

Wish i'd thought of trying that.

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Then why not get rid of bars completely and just replace them with gun clubs? That's what this fuckheaded nitwit just described.

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True story. There's a house down the road from use with beautiful dopey looking female husky and big black male lab mix.Twice now, I've driven past and the husky appeared to perform fellatio on the lab.

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why do these people want us to live in a militarized zone?Fuck you, assholes, your right to shoot shit up does NOT eclipse everyone else's right to not get shot. Enough.

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