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Now More Than Ever: A Look Back at Kerry's Hair
The Corsair's interview with Senator John Kerry's pampered hair:
Interviewer: Well, there is no denying that you are a striking coif.
JKH: Even by the considerable standards of Massachusetts, which were instituted by the Kennedy family. I am the measure of all things hair.
Interviewer: What about John Edwards? He has impressive hair, no?
JKH: (averted gaze) Well, if you go in for that sort of thing.
An Interview with John Kerry's Hair [The Corsair]