The power of fame compels her Kim Davis, aka Rosa MLK Parks H. Christ, The Martyr of Rowan County, has been free-at-lasted from her jail cell, to go home and (TRIGGER WARNING FOR EWWWWWWW) do hot hetero sex to her second-fourth husband, Farmer Joe. Davis's freedom is not expected to last long, though, because the Liberty Counsel lawyers footing the bill for her to be the face of their losing crusade need her to keep refusing to obey the court's orders until some court somewhere agrees with them, or until they've squeezed every last bigot dollar out of their email list, whichever comes first.
But the deputies are now doing the job so no one is being denied access. Why are they fubar? She has been warned that if she tries to prevent staff from issuing licenses, she will be right back in the pokey. And the ACLU and every gay couple in the area will be on the case like white on rice if she tries.
Let her crow and strut. It's the crowing of a capon on a dung heap.
The lawyer [Mat Staver] for Kim Davis, the Kentucky county clerk who briefly went to jail last week after refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, said Tuesday that requiring her to issue those documents would be like making her "grant a license to sodomize children."
Let's see where this can go. Mike Huckabee says requiring her to issue those documents would be like making her "grant a license to march Jews to the oven doors." Yup, passes the stupid, if not evil test.
Phyllis “Still Alive” Schlafly, here's the woman who made a career of traveling the country telling women to stay home and not have careers. Jesus, she must fart dust by now!
You say she's still alive. But have you ever seen her anywhere in daylight? It's always after dark. And never standing where you might check for her reflection in a mirror.
All actions not expressly deemed illegal are free to participate in. Show me where it says homo marriage is against the law.
I logged in just to upfist this. Well played!
But the deputies are now doing the job so no one is being denied access. Why are they fubar? She has been warned that if she tries to prevent staff from issuing licenses, she will be right back in the pokey. And the ACLU and every gay couple in the area will be on the case like white on rice if she tries.
Let her crow and strut. It's the crowing of a capon on a dung heap.
From Huffington Post:
The lawyer [Mat Staver] for Kim Davis, the Kentucky county clerk who briefly went to jail last week after refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, said Tuesday that requiring her to issue those documents would be like making her "grant a license to sodomize children."
That stupid son of a bitch.
How many Davis supporters got mystery boners at the idea of pedo licences?
Ms. Schlafly knows about as much as anyone involved in defending Davis about how the law really works.
They had to remove those laws after SCOTUS made them illegal. Funny thing about that.
Let's see where this can go. Mike Huckabee says requiring her to issue those documents would be like making her "grant a license to march Jews to the oven doors." Yup, passes the stupid, if not evil test.
Win or lose. None of that counts in the face of sucking more money out of people's pockets.
Step two is for her to claim directly the licenses are void without her signature.
When is the Iowa caucus? They are both gonna get nailed there. With no votes.
Phyllis “Still Alive” Schlafly, here's the woman who made a career of traveling the country telling women to stay home and not have careers. Jesus, she must fart dust by now!
She sure does! Jesus told her all about it!
What about goat fucking? Will that be licensed as well? Will I need to divorce my lawnmower first, though? I need answers, dammit!
You say she's still alive. But have you ever seen her anywhere in daylight? It's always after dark. And never standing where you might check for her reflection in a mirror.
Line forms behind Micky Kaus. Or is that goat blowing? Anyway, that's what I read on the internet, so it'd be irresponsible not to speculate.