Please pace yourself my favorite Wonkette content providers. Today sounds busy and I would hate for a Wonkette work place injury to impede my access to ALL THE DELICIOUS RED MEAT JUST LAYING AROUND ON THE GROUND THESE DAYS!
The ugly ass rug was the first thing I noticed after the top secret documents. I think my mother has a sofa with that pattern on it way back in the 90s, and she never had any taste.
My local Club has an ugly-ass carpet from the 50s that, unfortunately, is EXTREMELY good quality. So good that it simply WILL NOT wear out enough to justify spending the money to replace it.
When those students are old enough to vote, hopefully we'll be done with any Gym Jordan news...Jail Jordan has a nice ring too, by the way...
Why does everything Gym says make me want to take a broomhandle to him?
Please pace yourself my favorite Wonkette content providers. Today sounds busy and I would hate for a Wonkette work place injury to impede my access to ALL THE DELICIOUS RED MEAT JUST LAYING AROUND ON THE GROUND THESE DAYS!
Jim Jordan sees a magazine cover and sneers his contempt.
I, on the other hand, see PILES OF DELICIOUS RED MEAT just laying on the ground with a big sign saying "EAT ME!"
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AliceWonderland
Broom handle? A baseball bat studded with nails might work better.
The ugly ass rug was the first thing I noticed after the top secret documents. I think my mother has a sofa with that pattern on it way back in the 90s, and she never had any taste.
My local Club has an ugly-ass carpet from the 50s that, unfortunately, is EXTREMELY good quality. So good that it simply WILL NOT wear out enough to justify spending the money to replace it.
I'd suggest a convenient accident with some paint or another liquid that will ruin said carpet.