&quot;And while we&#039;re at it, calling them &#039;<i>lone</i> gunmen&#039; almost makes it sound like the gun doesn&#039;t give them all the joy and love and companionship that we gun owners know guns give us. We should no longer say such things.&quot;
When they make a 100 yard long knife can stab kids from all the way across a parking lot, then I&#039;ll consider worrying about knives, you word-cheapening murder-apologist enabler fuck.
I would make a tiny-Johnson joke here but I do not wish to invoke the wrath of any gun-humpers who might be stalking the Wonkette comment section that does not exist.
But if it pleases the penis-challenged among us to refute the conventional wisdom that gun fondlers tend to be under-endowed, by all means go ahead.
From this point forward, &quot;guns&quot; will be &quot;injectors&quot; and &quot;shootings&quot; will be &quot;injections&quot;. So sayeth the Ministry of the NRA.
Scalia, Thomas, and Alito are &quot;hobby lobbyists.&quot;
&quot;Police and a suspect were involved in a lead-based argument today&quot;
Not aneurysms, no.
&quot;Extreme Vascular Brain Yoga&quot;
The only thing stopping him is his fear of a good guy with a gun.
&quot;And while we&#039;re at it, calling them &#039;<i>lone</i> gunmen&#039; almost makes it sound like the gun doesn&#039;t give them all the joy and love and companionship that we gun owners know guns give us. We should no longer say such things.&quot;
&quot;Why isn&rsquo;t he equally referred to as the stabber &quot;
Because the overly powerful lobbying group called the Knife Owners Association managed to write all of those really effective editorials.
When they make a 100 yard long knife can stab kids from all the way across a parking lot, then I&#039;ll consider worrying about knives, you word-cheapening murder-apologist enabler fuck.
I would make a tiny-Johnson joke here but I do not wish to invoke the wrath of any gun-humpers who might be stalking the Wonkette comment section that does not exist.
But if it pleases the penis-challenged among us to refute the conventional wisdom that gun fondlers tend to be under-endowed, by all means go ahead.
Or take a break, Driver 8.
We have also been conditioned to fear despots with nuclear weapons...
Mass shootings will henceforth be known as &quot;crowd piercings.&quot;
NRA, today of all days? really, you are trolling us now, right? trying to give us all aneurisms?
Shooters will be termed &quot;entry wound installers.&quot;
From this point forward, &quot;guns&quot; will be &quot;injectors&quot; and &quot;shootings&quot; will be &quot;injections&quot;. So sayeth the Ministry of the NRA.
And from whence he speaks.
Cool. I&#039;m a &quot;liver athlete.&quot;