The National Rifle Association and its useful flunkies have identified the major issue driving the problem of gun violence in America. Is it too many guns floating around? Is it a culture that tries to scare the crap out of you by telling you that President Obama/liberals/jackbooted BLM agents/black people are coming to take away all of your rights, and then fetishizes the gun as the solution to all your fears? Ha ha, don’t be ridiculose. The problem is that the media keeps calling people who shoot other people gunmen and shooters, so let’s not use those scary words. Problem solved! Thanks, NRA.
&quot;And while we&#039;re at it, calling them &#039;<i>lone</i> gunmen&#039; almost makes it sound like the gun doesn&#039;t give them all the joy and love and companionship that we gun owners know guns give us. We should no longer say such things.&quot;
When they make a 100 yard long knife can stab kids from all the way across a parking lot, then I&#039;ll consider worrying about knives, you word-cheapening murder-apologist enabler fuck.
I would make a tiny-Johnson joke here but I do not wish to invoke the wrath of any gun-humpers who might be stalking the Wonkette comment section that does not exist.
But if it pleases the penis-challenged among us to refute the conventional wisdom that gun fondlers tend to be under-endowed, by all means go ahead.
From this point forward, &quot;guns&quot; will be &quot;injectors&quot; and &quot;shootings&quot; will be &quot;injections&quot;. So sayeth the Ministry of the NRA.
Scalia, Thomas, and Alito are &quot;hobby lobbyists.&quot;
&quot;Police and a suspect were involved in a lead-based argument today&quot;
Not aneurysms, no.
&quot;Extreme Vascular Brain Yoga&quot;
The only thing stopping him is his fear of a good guy with a gun.
&quot;And while we&#039;re at it, calling them &#039;<i>lone</i> gunmen&#039; almost makes it sound like the gun doesn&#039;t give them all the joy and love and companionship that we gun owners know guns give us. We should no longer say such things.&quot;
&quot;Why isn&rsquo;t he equally referred to as the stabber &quot;
Because the overly powerful lobbying group called the Knife Owners Association managed to write all of those really effective editorials.
When they make a 100 yard long knife can stab kids from all the way across a parking lot, then I&#039;ll consider worrying about knives, you word-cheapening murder-apologist enabler fuck.
I would make a tiny-Johnson joke here but I do not wish to invoke the wrath of any gun-humpers who might be stalking the Wonkette comment section that does not exist.
But if it pleases the penis-challenged among us to refute the conventional wisdom that gun fondlers tend to be under-endowed, by all means go ahead.
Or take a break, Driver 8.
We have also been conditioned to fear despots with nuclear weapons...
Mass shootings will henceforth be known as &quot;crowd piercings.&quot;
NRA, today of all days? really, you are trolling us now, right? trying to give us all aneurisms?
Shooters will be termed &quot;entry wound installers.&quot;
From this point forward, &quot;guns&quot; will be &quot;injectors&quot; and &quot;shootings&quot; will be &quot;injections&quot;. So sayeth the Ministry of the NRA.
And from whence he speaks.
Cool. I&#039;m a &quot;liver athlete.&quot;