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Wookie Monster's avatar

And it’s not one single hard drive tucked away in someone’s basement. It was a distributed network across multiple servers.

Anyone who thinks you need to examine “the server” physically to determine if it was hacked doesn’t know a thing about how networks are set up. They probably imagine it’s like a filing cabinet that you open up and look at all the files.

The actual physical server doesn’t matter.What matters is the data contained on it and that was handed over to the FBI ages ago.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

It could be both, but I tend to lean toward the latter. They don’t actually have to believe this horseshit. They just have to be willing to play pretend because it makes Biff happy.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

If you worked for Trump, wouldn’t you drink? I can’t imagine any other way they could make it through the week.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Everything’s bigger in Texas. Including the spineless jellyfish.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Not really - a huge percentage of hotels and motels in the US are owned by Gujaratis, mostly Patels.

"Patels are estimated to own between 80 and 90 percent of the motels in small towns and Indian-Americans overall dominate the hospitality industry, according to the Asian American Hotel Owners Association, an advocacy group for Asian hotel/motel owners. By another estimate, one out of two motels in the U.S. is now owned by Indian-Americans."

https://www.indiaabroad.com...

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BillEGoatSmirk's avatar

It's terrifying to think that, yet again, John Bolton actually did the right thing...but he's not A IDIOT, so I'm guessing that he tossed this little twerp into a place where Bolton didn't have to deal with his Q-adjacent shenanigans.

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phoenix00's avatar

Failing Upwards Part Deux: Electric Boogaloo

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phoenix00's avatar

"Asking the question would make me look like a Russian agent, and I don't want to look like a Russian agent, so don't ask the question."

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VandeGraf's avatar

Another trumpite fantasist. The problem is that these people will find work once Trump is....where ever he winds up being that is not the White House. It would be better if something would happen the description of which would result in my being bludgeoned with the ban hammer.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

I'm cownting onnit

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SterWonk's avatar

"Everything that guy just said is bullshit."

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Snort's avatar

Mr. Trump had referred to Mr. Patel as one of his top Ukraine policy specialists

Sooo, is Patel going to appear before Congress to set the record straight?

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mailman27's avatar

I wouldn't steak my online reputation on it.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The scariest part? I don't think we've seen Jar Jar yet.

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george lastrapes's avatar

Too late for that. But I will not be cowed.

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La forza del resistino's avatar

Is the WH recruiting staff composed only of people that rooted for The Gong Show underdogs?

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