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To: Exxon Mobil

Accounts Payable

Corporate Headquarters

22777 Springwoods Village Parkway

Spring, TX 77389

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From: Office of the Governor

NYS State Capitol Building

Albany, NY 12224

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Re: Environmental Damage

AMOUNT DUE: $3,000,000,000.00

PLEASE REMIT

NB: This is an annual recurring charge

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Good Lawd Awmighty, how I want to see a copy of this!

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I heard that one of the large oil companies has plans to produce fuel from insect urine.

I think it’s BP.

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Okay, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. . .

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