According to the New York Times , President Obama is currently on a "tour of American backyards," whatever that means. ("Stop telling me it's urgent I speak with my generals, Rahm. I'm looking at this lovely rock garden these folks put around their in-ground pool.") And in one such backyard in Arizona today, a citizen spotted the president rummaging through her compost bin and decided to ask him a few questions. And when he was asked about his Christian beliefs, he
W's gut feelings filled in the blank spaces when the Zombie Carpenter was otherwise occupied.
If it was a red hot chili-pepper, would Barry have to wear a sock on his penis? If so, 2012 would be a slam dunk.