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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Is it too much to hope for fisticuffs that ultimately result in Cruz pulling Trump's "hair"?

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

America may not thank you but I do. And your hot wife.

Joe Beese's avatar

The Secretary of State is asking the Attorney General to extend polling hours, I've read.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Dammit, that was going to be the name of my new Opiod Induced Constipation ad!

Beezelbubbles's avatar

Don't tell anyone, but Obama is the Red Skull in a mask.

Takoma DC's avatar

Ffs! I just trickled down. It's those eyes. Those squinty beady rodent eyes!

Takoma DC's avatar

I will try harderer.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Well, we have to keep the proles in their place, don't we?

boll ocks's avatar

Excuse. Obama does not eat at Red Lobster, because he is a man of class and distinction. He probably orders Jimmy John's instead.

boll ocks's avatar

Your employer is supposed to be bound by law to allow you to vote- like that ever happens. I've worked for exactly one company that made concessions for employees to vote during working hours.

HazooToo's avatar

Some, I assume, are good people, yes.

Cat Cafe's avatar

I know, it should be on a Saturday! These antiquated hours harken back to a time when everyone lived in small towns and worked till 5pm at the latest.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

On I-95? The rest rooms are under renovation, so no.

HeywoodJa's avatar

Farmers don't work in winter. They may have to feed the animals, but they sit on their ass in the cold months pretty much. Shovel snow and read the good book, or whatever. That's the genesis of the stupid New England "traditions." Let everyone vote online. That's enfranchisement.