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Apologizing for language on this mommyblog. Fucking ridiculous! Swear on!

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Any girls throwing panties at you yet, Dok?

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Indeed. One wonders what Goop has inspired those soccer moms to do down there, that they need to be referred to as "canned".

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Goddamn it! We fuckin' HATE it when motherfuckers cuss!

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Uh, that would be where I'm working now, actually.

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Never blame IT. Even if it is demonstrably true. They can fuck your shit up. Even worse than it already is, I mean.

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I suppose they have been ever since they voted for this presidency.

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Well we could but who the hell knows what kind of hell he'd wreak in the past and make today even worse?

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Sounds like my job.

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Me, also too. We don't have a QA group because, as my boss memorably said, if there's something wrong, the customers will tell us.

She also called our customers "ignorant" because they objected when we implemented one of her "brilliant" ideas without warning.

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Send him back far enough so that he wont have any money or properties and will have to actually work.

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It's very simple: Laws passed by Democrats don't count.

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kinda takes the monster-oriented sting out of it, ya know?

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Well considering the news about Ailes yesterday I assume the Death Panels are operating at peak efficiency?

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Maybe the republicans found out they were working on a vaccine for that.

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