We are in the wrong bidness. For serious, we thought that blogging meant we could be drunk all the time (check), work in our pajamas (check), and rant semi-coherently with terible grammer (check and check). BUT YOU GUYS, we are officially quitting and joining the State Department, because you gotta see their benefits.
Now we know the real reason Hillz gave up her position... liver damage and killer hangovers. But I suspect Kerry can keep up, given his observed sobriety level at most press conferences.
So when is the State Dept. going to switch to marijuana at events? World Peace!
You can't spell BOURBONGHAZI!! without OURBONG.
Looks like the job prospects have expanded to include ambassador for all you bartending school graduates.
Now we know the real reason Hillz gave up her position... liver damage and killer hangovers. But I suspect Kerry can keep up, given his observed sobriety level at most press conferences.