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"raising the legal age for marriage to 18 would encourage kids to have premarital sex"

ah. one of those child bride loving conservatives. there sure does seem to be a lot of them. especially for a group so "concerned" about grooming and pedophilia. golly. i wonder it this might be more of that famed conservative projection?

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You want to buy your daughters ice cream.

So you stop your car in front of the shop and go buy some ice cream.

You are a good father.

The only twist being that it's not a Camry.

https://substack.com/profile/155630927-fukuisanyesota/note/c-49862438?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knplb

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"I'm a Christian..."

One of the ways we know Jesus was human is that he had human failings, and racism was among them. But he overcame it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exorcism_of_the_Syrophoenician_woman%27s_daughter#:~:text=In%20Matthew%2C%20the%20story%20is,faith%20shown%20by%20the%20woman.

A priest I know points out that the woman in the story is the only person in the Bible who ever won an argument with Jesus.

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Feb 19·edited Feb 19

Look, if America can't be racist against Black people because Obama was president; then we sure as shit ain't racist against white people given the other 45 presidents were white. So, . . . and also too, America is still racist against Black people. But the other thing is bullshit. The end.

p.s., no way in Hell am I pressing play on that video. Nope.

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Whatever happened to Tom Hanks's white racist rapper kid?

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Everyone knows that Lincoln was responsible for the 2nd Amendment. /s

"Trying to recite terrible poetry while sitting on a laundry machine." Chef kiss.

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"“I’m a Christian…not a racist.” (These things are not incompatible!)"

If anything, in America, they might actually be complimentary.

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My theory on racists all trying to be white rappers:

"rappers get to say the n word so if I'm a rapper I get to say the n word, right?"

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Oh and he’s anti-trans, too. Of course.

“ As the legislators talked, Michigan state Rep. Josh Schriver (R) suggested they should not stop at banning the care for young people.
“In terms of endgame, why are we allowing these practices for anyone?” Schriver said. “If we are going to stop this for anyone under 18, why not apply it for anyone over 18?” “

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2024/02/15/trans-adults-bathroom-medical-identity/

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I'm thinking a PAB VP pick! How about you all?

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As is my wont, this is when I remind everyone that, yes, he is a worthless piece of racist shit. But he's also way down the list of people to be mad at for his foray into public life. That list goes in order:

1. The voters in Michigan who looked at him and thought, "Yeah."

2. The donors who looked at him and thought, "Yeah."

3. The national GOP for, well... everything.

4. The Founders (Abe Lincoln excepted, naturally) for allowing this inefficient and informal, two-party system to evolve under their noses.

5. The House for not expanding representation beyond the 435 members currently mucking up the place.

6. Whoever it was who hurt this little stain when he was a child.

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Why do MAGAs always get everything wrong about the Founding Fathers? Yesterday, I heard one dimwit claim they were all indentured servants. Um, no. Their lack of understanding about the Founding Fathers is matched only by their lack of understanding of the Constitution - which is abysmal of course.

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“I’m a Christian…not a racist.” (These things are not incompatible!)

Chef's kiss Robyn!

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"So help me G. O. D." this fucking shitstain is terrible and needs to be replaced by anything-- a useful lawn mower, a potted plant, even a freshly laid dog turd would be a vast improvement because eventually it's going to break down and add some nutrients to the soil. This imbecile who is convinced he's a genius is as toxic as unshielded gamma particles. Why not prove his own dopey conspiracy theory and replace himself?

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what is it with the terrible white rapper to MAGA/Nazi/Conspiracy Loon pipeline?

It makes more sense when you consider it all part of the same grift.

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Isn't being a white rapper his attempt to replace a black rapper?

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