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Davis's avatar

Was he homeschooled? Thomas Jefferson was in France during the constitutional convention, so he that wrong, too. I'll bet he never even heard of James Madison.

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zb23's avatar

"raising the legal age for marriage to 18 would encourage kids to have premarital sex"

ah. one of those child bride loving conservatives. there sure does seem to be a lot of them. especially for a group so "concerned" about grooming and pedophilia. golly. i wonder it this might be more of that famed conservative projection?

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

It's always projection, I'm sure if he has a 'girlfriend' if he's not an INCEL, she's massively underage.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

You want to buy your daughters ice cream.

So you stop your car in front of the shop and go buy some ice cream.

You are a good father.

The only twist being that it's not a Camry.

https://substack.com/profile/155630927-fukuisanyesota/note/c-49862438?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knplb

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James Baskin's avatar

Here in Lisbon there are no alleys and there is virtually no place to park due to the abundance of cars. So people commonly just stop in front of some business and run in to get something. Delivery trucks do the same

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Some kind of Fred's avatar

"I'm a Christian..."

One of the ways we know Jesus was human is that he had human failings, and racism was among them. But he overcame it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exorcism_of_the_Syrophoenician_woman%27s_daughter#:~:text=In%20Matthew%2C%20the%20story%20is,faith%20shown%20by%20the%20woman.

A priest I know points out that the woman in the story is the only person in the Bible who ever won an argument with Jesus.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I wonder how they ever missed pulling that out at the council of Nicea?

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Sue's avatar

Look, if America can't be racist against Black people because Obama was president; then we sure as shit ain't racist against white people given the other 45 presidents were white. So, . . . and also too, America is still racist against Black people. But the other thing is bullshit. The end.

p.s., no way in Hell am I pressing play on that video. Nope.

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🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

Whatever happened to Tom Hanks's white racist rapper kid?

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BlueSpot's avatar

Everyone knows that Lincoln was responsible for the 2nd Amendment. /s

"Trying to recite terrible poetry while sitting on a laundry machine." Chef kiss.

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

"“I’m a Christian…not a racist.” (These things are not incompatible!)"

If anything, in America, they might actually be complimentary.

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Stulexington's avatar

My theory on racists all trying to be white rappers:

"rappers get to say the n word so if I'm a rapper I get to say the n word, right?"

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Some kind of Fred's avatar

I always want to ask why they're so eager.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Bingo, they never got over being told they should not say the "N" word.

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Ellen_D's avatar

Oh and he’s anti-trans, too. Of course.

“ As the legislators talked, Michigan state Rep. Josh Schriver (R) suggested they should not stop at banning the care for young people.
“In terms of endgame, why are we allowing these practices for anyone?” Schriver said. “If we are going to stop this for anyone under 18, why not apply it for anyone over 18?” “

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2024/02/15/trans-adults-bathroom-medical-identity/

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Why can't the idiots that couldn't think their way out of a paper bag, just leave people alone?

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oscarphile's avatar

I'm thinking a PAB VP pick! How about you all?

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🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

Secretary of Intrusion into Personal Business and Underwear

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I suspect he wants Matt Gaetz for that, fellow molesters prefer each others company.

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Batty Cat's avatar

As is my wont, this is when I remind everyone that, yes, he is a worthless piece of racist shit. But he's also way down the list of people to be mad at for his foray into public life. That list goes in order:

1. The voters in Michigan who looked at him and thought, "Yeah."

2. The donors who looked at him and thought, "Yeah."

3. The national GOP for, well... everything.

4. The Founders (Abe Lincoln excepted, naturally) for allowing this inefficient and informal, two-party system to evolve under their noses.

5. The House for not expanding representation beyond the 435 members currently mucking up the place.

6. Whoever it was who hurt this little stain when he was a child.

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

Why do MAGAs always get everything wrong about the Founding Fathers? Yesterday, I heard one dimwit claim they were all indentured servants. Um, no. Their lack of understanding about the Founding Fathers is matched only by their lack of understanding of the Constitution - which is abysmal of course.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Insert facepalm.

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

These are people to whom what they want to be true or believe to be true...is more important than what IS actually true. To them, if they like a version of events or reality better than actual events or reality then THOSE are truths to them and not things that are actually true.

For such people why would they want to find out what's true and what isn't? If anything they would be more interested in NOT doing so.

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Plain Marie's avatar

I know people like that in real life, but even regarding politics. :/

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

And that is also Trump in a nutshell.

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Demodocus's avatar

They must've slept through damn near every history class they ever had. Or forgot every bit of it as soon as the test was over.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Biology too, because people like Ben Shapiro fear female lubrication is a disease.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Because fundamentally, MAGA is a demonstration of the power of stupid people in large numbers.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

RIP George Carlin.

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Doctor Kiddo's avatar

“I’m a Christian…not a racist.” (These things are not incompatible!)

Chef's kiss Robyn!

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Thixotropickle's avatar

"So help me G. O. D." this fucking shitstain is terrible and needs to be replaced by anything-- a useful lawn mower, a potted plant, even a freshly laid dog turd would be a vast improvement because eventually it's going to break down and add some nutrients to the soil. This imbecile who is convinced he's a genius is as toxic as unshielded gamma particles. Why not prove his own dopey conspiracy theory and replace himself?

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littlerice vice's avatar

NOW JUST WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! I'm the genius here! PERSON, MAN, WOMAN, CAMERA, TEE VEE! Now you can bow down to ME!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

what is it with the terrible white rapper to MAGA/Nazi/Conspiracy Loon pipeline?

It makes more sense when you consider it all part of the same grift.

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