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Trump will not have to pay a dime! Obviously it'll get overturned on appeal. This is just a another example of how liberals have weaponized the courts. Since 2015 they've been making up conspiracies, and zero have landed! When he wins in November, I hope he sets out for a little retribution, let's see how liberals like being on the receiving end for a change!. Should be very entertaining! 😏

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Thank you for your "textbook projection"

"Since 2015 they've (the left) been making up conspiracies,"

seriously?

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Feb 19·edited Feb 20

Yes we know facts upset liberals and they need their little safe spaces so they don't get their little feelings hurt! The left wanted to be Trump, they loved Trump for decades, BUT once he rode down the escalator and announced he was running as a Republican in 2015, he immediately became Hitler and a racist! Brainless liberals all fell in lockstep with their programming and fake news went off the charts!

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It's America. You can believe anything you like! Knock yourself out!

(:

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Trump hasn't performed well in courts and if anything, he's only getting worse. Much of it is his own fault which means that he'll never correct that since he firmly believes that he is never wrong.

And as I mentioned somewhere else, Trump's lawyers are the best of the best at getting him convicted. He could not have hired better people for that objective and it seems that they are only getting better at their job (of getting Trump convicted) as things go along.

Given some of the verdicts are already out, if Trump doesn't pay a dime, it would not be because he is innocent or the courts found him to be that way, it would be because the American justice system is inept at prosecuting people who have influence and money like Trump. Unsurprising since this has basically been how America is like since forever.

Such an outcome however would embolden anyone else to do things like incite insurrections in the future because if there's ultimately no downside, why fucking not?

Of course this is what his base (the FarQMAGA) want, their God Emperor back in power. By any and all means, the process doesn't matter as long as he gets back to "get back at the libs" as they all don't care about abuse of any sort of system so long as they can get revenge on the ones they hate (they are vindictive like their God Emperor, which isn't surprising since they see him as "one of them").

Just like you've shown here.

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Talk to ANY commercial real estate developer in ANY major city, they will ALL agree the verdict of $355 million is complete bullshit, and the only reason libs like you get their rocks off when Biden weaponizes the courts, is because you have severe TDS. Unfortunately for you Trump will NOT pay a dime because once it's out of the LOWER Trump hating courts the injustice will be obvious to the higher courts and reversed! The E. Jean Carroll verdict was an equal JOKE, when you change state law just to allow a nut job who describes rape as sexy, to file a BS case well outside the "statues of limitations" JUST so you can "get Trump!" sadly for libs this too will be reversed by a higher court.... and once again liberals will be throwing fits online and having tantrums, and we will just laugh at your well earned misery!

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What are your sources? It sounds like the deep state would have had to be in power for longer than 2015 to 2017 to fix the Superbowl.

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Trolls don't have sources, just 'gut feelings'

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No worries. Dirt poor cultists across America will be robbing their kid's piggy banks and the grocery money so they can send their God King money which he will happily accept. Turns the stomach doesn't it?

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Nah, not really. Stupidity is it's own punishment.

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Clearly not enough as to be a deterrent

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::sings::

Once I built a tower

Now I'm fucked;

Buddy, can you spare a dime?

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You know who has $400 million, probably in petty cash? Taylor Swift. Maybe Trump should hit her up for a loan.

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Shows how ill-informed liberals really are, if you read any business news you would know Trump just made 4 billion dollars, with the merger of Trump Media & Technology Group and Digital World Acquisitions Corp., So if anyone is borrowing money it would be your little pop star borrowing from Trump! Nice try but a typical massive fail!

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Wow. We'd been free of trolls for so long...

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What's FUNNY is that only paid subscribers can leave comments...Its akin to someone buying a book to bring to the book burning

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Yes we know facts tend to upset liberal lunatics and their "feelings"

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Given conservatives' well-known aversion to "facts", there is absolutely no point in continuing this conversation.

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Talk about "projecting" 🤣🤡

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After all, he says she owes him for her fame and fortune. Wouldn't it be disloyal of her NOT to?

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Sean Spicer, ye old spokes-liar who told us on Day 1 that Trump had 89% of the entire U.S. population at his inauguration, has weighed in on the $355 million judgment against Trump. Sean says, without giggling, that the court “played right into Trump’s [tiny] hands, because he will appeal.” I don’t think most people hit with a $355 million verdict, one month after an $80 million verdict, actually believe “I have them right where I want them!”

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Oh, he can appeal if he wants, but PAB has to put the entire amount of the fine in an escrow account while the case goes through the appeal process.

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Some yabbo named Grant Cardone claims he and his wife are starting a $354 million GFM account for poor, put-upon Donald.

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1758641276390604916

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Knock yourself out, Grant.

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Or, secure a bond insuring that amount. But that often costs 5-10% fee just to get the bond. Even if he wins a total reversal or new trial, which is always possible but not likely, he’s probably out $20-35 million. He’s gonna obviously drain his PACs, which thanks to nonexistent campaign finance laws are personal piggy banks for Trump. But watch for him to crank up the donation requests and hit up donors and lobbyists. He won’t actually put his assets up for collateral unless it’s a last …resort. Pun intended. Plus, any of his properties that aren’t owned free and clear, but are financed with bank money, are very unlikely to be used for collateral. Trump has lots of businesses and hotels, but they cost hundreds of millions of borrowed dollars. There are very likely notes on all of them. He will probably secure a bond to allow the appeal to file, but no bank will risk $355 million dollars without serious over-collateralizing. He was just found guilty of fraud on lending institutions after all! :)

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Oh, his team was designing the donation emails weeks ago. They're ready to go. But how much more money do his MAGAts have?! They're been funding his lavish lifestyle and legal bills for so long! He may have to ask Vlad for a loan. But when he loses in November, Vlad will have no more use for him.

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So...

When the Vulgar Talking Yam does lose in November, assuming Vlad loans him the bux and now can't get the money back, can we expect to see a quarter ton of orange lard explode on the sidewalk below Trump Tower?

Should go on PPV. At least somebody will make something from this ridiculous display.

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It gets better: Donnie also has to pay 9% interest on the money NYS should have extracted from him years ago … it could be another $100MM.

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When it rains... it rains.

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Ta, Gary. Why can't these motherfuckers just pay their fucking taxes? It's infuriating that TFG pays less in taxes than I, and I'm barely over the poverty level.

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Melania better get that divorce action going soon before all the money is gone--I don't think she does poverty very well

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So when does Barron turn 18? I figure she'll wait at least until then.

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Next month. He’s 17 and turns 18 next month. Happy Bday! Daddy just lost $450 million of your inheritance. Mommy is going to divorce him soon and take her share before a receiver is appointed to liquidate all his gold-plated toilets. I thought she might divorce him in 2020, when the potus spotlight would be on him and his “advisors” would recommend he treat her fairly and make the divorce go away quickly and quietly. She waited too long.

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Why wait? Child support would be a wonderful thing to add to Donnie’s obligations.

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But what about custody/joint custody/parenting time? Of course, I'm not sure he gets much/any right now.

It's probably whatever is in the prenup that's keeping her with him. Either that or her own pride (doesn't want to be the one to leave). Or both. I think, if I remember right, he was the one who left the previous two. Maybe she's hoping he'll get it on with Alina Habba and leave her. It's my opinion that Alina is auditioning for wife number 4. Though why ANYONE would want that is beyond me.

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I think Melania's waiting for a genuinely rich douche to come along. Elon's single, ain't he, come to think of it...

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Leon ain't the marrying type. He just wants to be a baby daddy to more children than the Duggars

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He's kind of damaged goods ... all those kids with various women no doubt.

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So is Rupert Murdoch after Jerry Hall ditched him, and he's a LOT older and richer than Donnie. He ain't much to look at but it would be an improvement over Elno.

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I think it's a toss-up whether Rupert goes into the ground sooner or later than Donnie goes into the pen.

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Assholes think he actually has money, and they want to be the one in the seat when the music stops.

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He's already got a big line waiting for their share of his money and it's just getting longer.

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The line gets longer, while the money dwindles further.

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Feb 17·edited Feb 17

Fuck you CNN opinion that these large judgements against Trump are bad news because they a) are over the top and b) will erode trust in the justice system in magaworld.

a) they are only over the top if you choose to be willfully ignorant that there is finally some accountability for *decades* of lying, and frauding, and sexually assaulting, and failing to meet obligations, and ironically frequently by exploiting gaping holes in the justice system

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b) what about me you m**********r? what about my trust in the justice system? see a) the justice system lets Trump off the hook for these things, what happens to *my* trust in the justice system you m**********r? why don't *I* get to count in your f*****g trust equation?

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Nuk'm, Second Laws.

They would take every penny from an average person or would have tossed them in jail for sassing the court.

They could give a fuck eroding my trust in the system.

What happened to the five kids accused in that Central Park jogger case ... what happened to all those victims mentioned in the Chicks' "March March" song and video has already made my faith in the justice system tissue thin.

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"Fuck you CNN opinion that these large judgements against Trump are bad news because they a) are over the top and b) will erode trust in the justice system in magaworld."

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Fuck that. He committed crimes before he was a candidate for president; it has nothing to do with politics. He broke the law, he was told explicitly to cut the shit with doxxing government employees and within a week he broke that court order. Put his ass in jail. He brought it on himself. It has nothing to do with politics aside from his dumb fat ass being a pretend politician.

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Exactly!! For every MAGAt that will 'lose' trust in the system there are at least 2 sane people who will think 'Finally one of these MF'ers is having to pay some consequences!!!'

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Fuck magaworld into the sun.

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This may have already been posted but here is what PAB gargled out on "Truth" Social today:

This Election Interference and tyrannical Abuse of Power by a Crooked Judge and Crooked Attorney General cannot be tolerated. My case was already won in the Appellate Division, and more than 80% of the frivolous claims were wiped out. Yet, as I suspected, and in order to hurt me and the Republican Party politically, Crooked and Corrupt Judge Arthur Engoron ignored his loss at the Appellate Division, and came up with an outrageous $355 Million Dollar fine against me. Using a statute that has never been applied like this before, the Corrupt Judge conspired with the Crooked Attorney General, Letitia James, and punished a liquid and beautiful Corporate Empire that started in New York, and has been successful all around the world

This “decision” is a Complete and Total SHAM. There were No Victims, No Damages, No Complaints. Only satisfied Banks and Insurance Companies (which made a ton of money), GREAT Financial Statements, that didn’t even include the most valuable Asset - The TRUMP Brand, IRONCLAD Disclaimers (Buyer Beware, and Do your Own Due Diligence), and amazing Properties all over the World. All the other side had was a ridiculous $18 million valuation of magnificent Mar-a-Lago, an unConstitutional Gag Order, a Consumer Fraud Statute never before used for this purpose, No Jury allowed, and a refusal to send this disgusting charade to the Commercial Division, where it would have been put to a deserving end…

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That’s magic! Moose, Rocco, help Donny find his checkbook.

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If he was a REALLY cool billionaire, he would have blown the whole thing off. No comments to the press. No rambling screed on social media. Just…silence. If he really hated the media, he wouldn't toss them the delicious morsels they crave. In his Truth post, he just comes off as desperate and unhinged. EvErYoNe Is AgAiNsT mE!!1!11!!!

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Amazing how libs can't do anything right except victimize PAB on a daily basis. We're out to get him – and it keeps happening!

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Much different than what the QAnon Cretins say - "It's habbening!!1!1!!"

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So, basically a travesty of a mockery of a sham.

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"IRONCLAD Disclaimers"

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Again, for the sixty-nine-thousandth time, the disclaimers are to protect the BANK, and they're saying that the bank's conclusions are only as believable as the figures that were provided to them in the first place.

You don't have to be some kind of FANCY BIG CITY BANKING EXPERT to figure out that the kind of place that *chains up their pens* is not gonna lend sums of money to someone who applies for a loan by saying "Let the buyer beware", and then winking really obviously like a five-year-old kid.

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It's outrageous that you could fail to ask for a jury trial and then not get a jury trial. Is this even America?

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Judge Engoron said that wasn't the problem. The remedies sought IIUC can only be done by a bench trial.

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Just got here, was administering a dunking in the River of Justice (well, that was yesterday but the glow is still basking). I know what you all want to know, and that is:

How are the QAnon Cretins handling this?

Great! Their positions are: (1) Judge Engoron will soon be at Gitmo undergoing a trial for treason; (2) this is all a movie so why worry? and my personal favorite (3) BOOMERANG! Now PAB gets discovery on appeal and the boom shall be lowered on the entire Deep State!

These morons do not know how the legal system works.

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They do love their BQQMERANGS, bless their rancid little hearts.

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They do! I am so tempted to create an account there and remind them that in the three years they've been posting "BOOMERANG!!!" not a single thing has boomeranged.

At least they've given up on what became a running joke among them - "we're two weeks away from The Reawakening. Two weeks!"

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My Trumpy Friend says that the Appellate Court "will throw the case out."

When I pressed her for details, she had none.

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You are the most patient person I know. God bless you!

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Well, they're the ones going on about "tribunals" and public executions all the time, so no, they do not know how the legal system works. (rolls eyes)

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No, but they do have guns so it's a good idea that when at a political rally, to keep your head on a swivel.

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Yeah, being a dick to the judge does not seem like a wise strategy, as seems to be happening in more than one of these cases.

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Hahahahaha fuck you rapist-man!

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Maybe Elmo can write him a check from his big Tesla paycheck from Delaware. OOPS! I guess that’s DelaWON’T.

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That is exactly what I did when I heard this on Dean Obeidallah's show. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

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