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Ta, Liz. Shabbat shalom.

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At least a phone is handy so he can dial 911.

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"We say 'Marry Christmas' in this house, dammit!"

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If I got a Christmas card from these people, I would deem it a threat of some sort.

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Way too much blank field. It looks like a draft version of the flag where they haven't quite settled on the design. "Eh, just make it blue for now, we'll figure it out once we've got the logo proportioned."

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Honesty, probity, ethics and morality are concepts entirely foreign to these fruit-loops, neh?

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How could they leave two of their toddlers unarmed? Such irresponsibility. I don't know how they can live with themselves.

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oh boy! I am looking forward to THOSE campaign ads.

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to be fair, most of the state is pretty empty, and all the action is here in Vegas.

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Yes, but there's usually something else going on in there rest of the flag, like stripes.

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hah! I assumed all state flags had a beaver on the back, but I guess it is just Oregon. ;)

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Ah...The Skirmish on The Strip. I do remember hearing something, but I always thought it was just a legend.

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I assume Santa gives that house a wide berth?

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What an extremely fecund family. Probably just being prudent. You need some spares given the number of guns. Lots of opportunity for the "I was just cleaning it/I didn't know it was loaded" oopsies.

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Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers is screaming, "Why should I change? He's the one who sucks!"

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