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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Liz. Shabbat shalom.

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fifthdentist's avatar

At least a phone is handy so he can dial 911.

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fifthdentist's avatar

"We say 'Marry Christmas' in this house, dammit!"

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Bob_piper's avatar

If I got a Christmas card from these people, I would deem it a threat of some sort.

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Bob_piper's avatar

Way too much blank field. It looks like a draft version of the flag where they haven't quite settled on the design. "Eh, just make it blue for now, we'll figure it out once we've got the logo proportioned."

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maxneanderthal's avatar

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maxneanderthal's avatar

Honesty, probity, ethics and morality are concepts entirely foreign to these fruit-loops, neh?

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mondojohnson's avatar

How could they leave two of their toddlers unarmed? Such irresponsibility. I don't know how they can live with themselves.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

oh boy! I am looking forward to THOSE campaign ads.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

to be fair, most of the state is pretty empty, and all the action is here in Vegas.

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Aileen's avatar

Yes, but there's usually something else going on in there rest of the flag, like stripes.

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Aileen's avatar

hah! I assumed all state flags had a beaver on the back, but I guess it is just Oregon. ;)

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Emil Muz's avatar

Ah...The Skirmish on The Strip. I do remember hearing something, but I always thought it was just a legend.

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Klapaucius's avatar

I assume Santa gives that house a wide berth?

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Giblets McGoniggle's avatar

What an extremely fecund family. Probably just being prudent. You need some spares given the number of guns. Lots of opportunity for the "I was just cleaning it/I didn't know it was loaded" oopsies.

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Come here a minute's avatar

Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers is screaming, "Why should I change? He's the one who sucks!"

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