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love this plan: two newsletters a day is great solution!

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Whoops, this was supposed to be a newsletter.

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I’m about to order some sushi.

I thought you all should know.

You may now go about your regular business as usual.

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Today I passed a restaurant that boasted it did Urumaki, and I mistook it for a Junji Ito thing.

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I just ordered 12 bacon Spams, yup they were on sale.

*Tokes* carry on, as you were.

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1 bacon pamela, 2 bacons pam.

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*makes note in case there's a test later*

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To tell the truth, Rebecca, I don't need or want the newsletters from Wonkette because I read Wonkette at certain times of day and then I catch up on all the articles, so I have your newsletters automatically sent to my Trash folder by my Outlook client, and that solved the problem for me.

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Trump's Lawyer: We'd like to postpone the second Carroll trial, Your Honor. *suggests date*

Judge: Are you kidding? Have you SEEN your client? He could be dead by then!

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/18/politics/e-jean-carroll-defamation-trump/index.html

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Hope, hoping, hopeful and Thank you!

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OUCH

Judge cites Trump's 'advanced age' as he rejects latest attempt to delay E. Jean Carroll case

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LOL, you owe me a Coke.

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BWAHahahahaha

*I just sprained myself laughing OMG*

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Emails? I stumbled around until I turned all of those off somehow.

Feel free to post and send all you want, I'll be fine.

YOUR mileage may vary.

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I'm drawing a blank here, Rebecca...

Please explain it to me like I'm a 5th grader, I actually graduated 6th grade BTW...

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Aug 18, 2023Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca, the emails seem to be hit or miss with me - I get some, but not others. Subby is weird.

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I get em, I just rarely check my personal email.

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Alright, this is starting to hurt my head. The ShortStack thingy is amazing and Lord knows we have a great deal of fuckery occurring. With that said, I am becoming confused with all of these great posts Also, fuck you Ted Cruz.

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it was supposed to be a newsletter, I fucked up.

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You did not fuck up. You are the Editorix and a badass. You're just seeking feedback from loyal readers. Again, you did not fuck up.

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lol Fartknocker dear, it's okay. I did! And now it is fixed, and this stray post that was supposed to be a newsletter is now hidden from the homepage as is right and proper!

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If the Chef is happy, I am happy.

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Aug 18, 2023Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Yes but at least it's 200 degrees outside with a feels like of 250 degrees thanks to the humidity. So that's fun.

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BUT HILARY GONNA SHOVE ALLL THAT MOISTURE DOWN OUR THROATS.

COME AT ME, HILS, IMA READYYYYYY

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But but I'm usually in bed by 9p so I'm just stuck in the middle with you?

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Aug 18, 2023Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

I don't understand anything happening today.

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I am soooo confused.

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Me, too.

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I would stick in the Time Warp Gif but muh head hurts.

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So, is this the current thread or is Robyn's?

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So would this be like a midday open thread?

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I LUV that idea!

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