Oh So Now It's Illegal To Leave Voicemails For Judges? Plus your other midday Wonkettes!

Aug 18, 2023

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Oh So Now It's Illegal To Leave Voicemails For Judges?

Evan Hurst

August 18, 2023

Oh So Now It's Illegal To Leave Voicemails For Judges?

Let’s check in with the fine upstanding MAGA folks who just want their country back. Are they behaving like good citizens ever since their beloved lord and savior Donald Trump started getting indicted a whole bunch of times? Or are they being little white supremacist terrorist garbagefuckers?

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Indicted Bonkers Weirdo Jeffrey Clark Might Need A Policeman Or Grownup, Hard To Tell

Evan Hurst

August 18, 2023

Indicted Bonkers Weirdo Jeffrey Clark Might Need A Policeman Or Grownup, Hard To Tell

Jeffrey Clark, he is the unhinged goon weirdo who’s an unindicted (so far) co-conspirator and coup-plotter in Special Counsel Jack Smith’s federal Republic-overthrowing trial against Donald Trump. He has also now caught charges in Georgia. He’s the one who was like, oh, if we do a cou…

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Sara Benincasa is back and promises to do TWO POSTS A WEEK for us, oh, we are so happy!

Seven Minutes In Heaven We Mean Seven Hundred Years Of Humanist Freethinking, Inquiry And Hope

Sara Benincasa

August 18, 2023

Seven Minutes In Heaven We Mean Seven Hundred Years Of Humanist Freethinking, Inquiry And Hope

Greetings, you barely sentient buckets of “progressive” filth. If you’re new here, or you’ve just blocked out the trauma of my past tongue-lashings, I used to write for Yr Wonkette. I have remained a loving subscriber all these years, because I’m a great person with a secure attachment style (to websites). Are you a p…

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This from Dok is a gut punch.

DeSantis, Rufo Gutted New College Of Florida, But At Least The Coffee Cups Have Bible Verses Now

Doktor Zoom

August 18, 2023

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And Robyn on these ladies who are mad at Birth Certificates. Obviously.

DAR Ladies Choke Themselves Clutching Pearls Over Hypothetical Trans Women Trying To Join Them

Robyn Pennacchia

August 18, 2023

DAR Ladies Choke Themselves Clutching Pearls Over Hypothetical Trans Women Trying To Join Them

On Friday, right-wing moral panic factory The Federalist published an invective from living DAR member Rebecca Price Janney, who is quite outraged over the fact that vague language in the organization’s bylaws could, hypothetically, maybe lead to them having to accept a trans woman as a member. And the Daughters of the American Revolution are quitting i…

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Oh So Now It's Illegal To Leave Voicemails For Judges? Plus your other midday Wonkettes!

Oh So Now It's Illegal To Leave Voicemails For Judges?

Indicted Bonkers Weirdo Jeffrey Clark Might Need A Policeman Or Grownup, Hard To Tell

Seven Minutes In Heaven We Mean Seven Hundred Years Of Humanist Freethinking, Inquiry And Hope

DeSantis, Rufo Gutted New College Of Florida, But At Least The Coffee Cups Have Bible Verses Now

DAR Ladies Choke Themselves Clutching Pearls Over Hypothetical Trans Women Trying To Join Them

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