Oh So Now It's Illegal To Leave Voicemails For Judges? Plus your other midday Wonkettes!
I’m still trying to figure out what to do with these here newsletters, since we obviously don’t want to send you TWELVE A DAY, because that is justifiable homicide. But also there’s way more than just one a day I want to put in your inbox. So I think I’ll do a midday and then an end of day and see if you like it!
Here’s Evan:
Indicted Bonkers Weirdo Jeffrey Clark Might Need A Policeman Or Grownup, Hard To Tell
Jeffrey Clark, he is the unhinged goon weirdo who’s an unindicted (so far) co-conspirator and coup-plotter in Special Counsel Jack Smith’s federal Republic-overthrowing trial against Donald Trump. He has also now caught charges in Georgia. He’s the one who was like, oh, if we do a cou…
Sara Benincasa is back and promises to do TWO POSTS A WEEK for us, oh, we are so happy!
Seven Minutes In Heaven We Mean Seven Hundred Years Of Humanist Freethinking, Inquiry And Hope
Greetings, you barely sentient buckets of “progressive” filth. If you’re new here, or you’ve just blocked out the trauma of my past tongue-lashings, I used to write for Yr Wonkette. I have remained a loving subscriber all these years, because I’m a great person with a secure attachment style (to websites). Are you a p…
This from Dok is a gut punch.
And Robyn on these ladies who are mad at Birth Certificates. Obviously.
DAR Ladies Choke Themselves Clutching Pearls Over Hypothetical Trans Women Trying To Join Them
On Friday, right-wing moral panic factory The Federalist published an invective from living DAR member Rebecca Price Janney, who is quite outraged over the fact that vague language in the organization’s bylaws could, hypothetically, maybe lead to them having to accept a trans woman as a member. And the Daughters of the American Revolution are quitting i…
See you at end of day!
I don't understand anything happening today.
Whoops, this was supposed to be a newsletter.