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These people are such angry, immature souls. They still can’t get over the hoax they fell for years ago that some schools allow kids to identify as animals, and even accommodate them with liter boxes. It was a rumor, a silly fabricated story made up online by people upset about pronouns and gender identity issues. Someone heard about someone reading about it somewhere, sometime, and told Joe Rogan it was A TRUTH. It was just shocking. And silly. And fiction. But the pants-shitting continues with no Depends in sight. So these hateful turds will show those kids what happens to people who pretend to be an animal - you get cruel treatment, like animals get! I’m surprised this guy’s proposed bill doesn’t call for any kids identifying as kittens to be placed in a sack and drowned in a pond, as conservative country folk what done back on the farm. That’ll show those kids for making weird men feel frustrated about something that doesn’t exist.

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These people simply do not understand things. Women get pregnant without being “irresponsible” all the time. You can employ any number of birth control methods without a single mistake and still become pregnant. Most methods are not 100% effective. Then this weirdo flip flops and refers to pregnant women as “hosts” who “invited” the unborn fetus in. Again, what this unfortunate dude really believes, like so many conservative men, is that the mere act of sex for pleasure and not procreation is “irresponsible.” Any pregnancy is therefore not an accident, or even unwanted, because the baby was “invited in.” People should be able to have sex for the sheer pleasure of it, and not merely to expand the brood of insecure conservative men.

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So I take it this douche nugget, cowboy wannabe would be OK with a rapist being able to stop his victim from securing an abortion? Way to think this through you fucking choad......

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Actually, I bet he would support it. He might reluctantly agree that rape is wrong, but killing the rapist’s unborn child isn’t the right punishment. These fools believe all sorts of messed up shit.

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Like I said, cowboy wannabe.......I grew up in Western Idaho/Eastern Oregon.....you want to see real cowboys go to Montana, Wyoming, Northern Nevada/Utah/Colorado.....

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By god, maybe someone will finally deal with Slenderman! And the pernicious Bigfoot! Get them out of our schools! Think of the Children!!

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Kitty litter plays a VITAL role in schools, especially primary schools. It makes the cleanup of unplanned body fluids (eg emesis) much easier and more sanitary.

Maybe this fool should keep some on hand to help clean up his verbal diarrhoea.

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Can confirm! Very important especially in norovirus season when my shoes get puked on a lot. Lots of snot, puke and blood in primary. Also the performative wiggling of teeth - the one part that makes me 😱

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Past teacher.

Ionce found some really cool little ziplock bags in a shop, and bought some to put lost teeth in. They were so cute! They were only about an inch square and had little pictures stamped on them! I bought some Batman logo and some Hello Kitty so the kids could choose which they wanted! I was so excited!

I cheerfully mentioned, as I paid for them, that they'd be great for work. The lady behind the counter gave me a look of disgust and contempt.

Surprised, I dribbled on a bit more that included "I'm a primary school teacher". The look became incendiary.

I bleated "It's for when the kids lose their baby teeth".

Her face cleared, she said, "Ohhhhh, BABY teeth!" and became quite friendly.

I did not, at that stage of my life, know what MOST people used those little decorated baggies for. I'm so naive.

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I've seen that incendiary look so many times. LOL

Also naive. I had to think about what else they could possibly be used for. I only use them - the boring plain ones - for teeth. 😂

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Host? Me thinks he over-binged on Stargate SG-1.

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a snot otter sounds like it would be a wonderful pet, except of course for all the snot.

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That's gonna screw with the Holiday play, I mean, who gets to be the animals in the background?

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i've said it before and i'll say it again - if we put up a law to prosecute men for wanking - cos they are not procreating and they are host for that life - then they'd get out of our uterus's so damn fast they'd break the sound barrier

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Skookum is too classy to ever go to Oklahoma.

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"If you're a male, you're a male, and it's not like you have to cosplay as a cowboy in your official portrait to...oh, wait."

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"Yes, Barbie Furries, introduced in 2022. Somehow this story isn’t even about them."

wait, what?!

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The animal control bit shows this isn’t a serious bill and is just some performative trolling. I hope the people of Oklahoma are proud that this is what they’re paying this asshole to do.

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...until they pass it. How many performative trolls does it take to pass a bill in a red state?

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I preferred him as Odin Quincannon. Or even as Rorschach.

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Mapes Jr has insisted they are a cat, a dog, a T-Rex, a variety of different birds, a unicorn, a mermaid, an entire wolf pack, and their absolute favorite, an inchworm. They have played fetch. They have lapped water from a bowl on the floor because they insisted that’s the only way they could drink as (whatever animal they were that second). I wonder if this joyless, soulless person would be bringing legislation preventing a kid who pretends they are a firefighter from wearing their firefighter costume to school every day.

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Over 25 years ago I insisted that conservatives want to turn women into walking baby incubators. People said I was being absurd.

Absurd indeed.

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"Palindrome" is actually an abbreviation of "palindromemordnilap".

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