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Worriedman's avatar

Larry Summer's deserves a hurtin' on his balls.

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

"...little cartoony lightning bolts washing up on beaches from Texas to Florida."

And just like that, you know it was Dok who wrote the piece.

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Erin's avatar

A tunnel to finally straighten out the route from 30th Street Station northward? About damn time! Having to wind through West and North Philly easily adds 15 minutes to the trip. NYC in under an hour? Yes please!

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MrPug's avatar

More of this Joe!

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DLZbub's avatar

I should have been an economist. You get to fail upwards.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

There’s math involved. Equations and everything.

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Pope Buck I's avatar

Clearly this is all to distract us from Hunter's dick pix.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

"And somewhere, economist Larry Summers, who said last year we’d need a year of 10 percent unemployment to control inflation, realized his balls hurt, the end."

Deservedly so.

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JamesSmith's avatar

one nitpick

Canada has lower inflation rate. 2.8%

https://twitter.com/CBCNews/status/1681287263001489408?s=20

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Daniel's avatar

But theirs is in metric, so.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Reaganomics: Great for billionaire parasites

Bidenomics: Great for the 99%

No wonder the parasite cheerleaders of the WSJ don't like Bidenomics.

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Their big PAC doners are grabbing them by the proverbial balls and screaming in their ear. Otherwise, I can't see how they give a shit.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

My mother said to me yesterday "I wish we had a better train system in this country."

My reply was "but you kept voting for tax cuts on the wealthy, so we gave up nice things like trains and healthcare so Charles Koch could die with more money."

It's almost like you can't have everything!

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Sister Artemis's avatar

Pssssst! SEKRET (not so secret) MEETING OF INFIDELS!

Wonkmeet tomorrow in Portland OR!

https://wonkmeetcom.wordpress.com/2023/03/21/portland-or-usa-22-july-2023/

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Damnit. I have a late Pride fest to go to in order to support the organizers. Otherwise I'd happily fire up the podcast machine to what looks like a really beautiful park.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Wear your antifa black, regardless of the temperature!

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oblivias's avatar

I'm wearing orange.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

I'm wearing Antifa Purple Tie-Dye, and you can't stop me!

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Well hell, this made it out of the Tabs and into an article, so I'm going to have to re-post my Tabs non-comment . . .

𝐍𝐘𝐓: 𝐈𝐬 𝐉𝐨𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞?

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

NYT Pitch-bot?

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Clearly, yes. Non-billionaire parasites are benefiting.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

How can we trust a man, who unverified sources are saying, pressured Ukraine to give him $10 million????

"Sen. Chuck Grassley on Thursday released a confidential FBI informant's unverified claim that, years ago, the Biden family "pushed" a Ukrainian oligarch to pay them $10 million.

The exceedingly rare step by Grassley, R-Iowa, further promulgates an allegation that Democratic critics warned against accepting at face value and which the White House continues to deny, saying it was investigated under the Trump administration and "debunked.""

DEBUNKED? Sure, Joe, sure, we all KNOW you're much more of a crook than your very cool and very legal and very patriotic predecessor.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Chuck Grassley passed his sell by date decades ago.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

He keeps the ethanol subsidies coming, though.

I'm sure he'll eventually be replaced by someone far worse.

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Caepan's avatar

Probably by his son. That's why that corn-fed fossil is still stinking up the Senate.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

I really thought Mark Sanford, Eric Cantor, and Paul Ryan were the worst that the GQP could puke up...how wrong I was with today's crop...that's why I know Grassley will get replaced by someone even worse.

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abbienormal's avatar

"And somewhere, economist Larry Summers, who said last year we’d need a year of 10 percent unemployment to control inflation, realized his balls hurt, the end."

I do hope that Larry Summers never recovers from the balls hurting thing. Never, ever.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

He should go hang out with Alan Dershowitz, so they can both finally have a friend.

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GrumpyDem's avatar

My wonkette visit times are becoming rarer and shorter. The comment section looks like an ugly text wall with no pics or gifs are anything to break it up. The snarkiest political site on the internet looks like Federalist comment section.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I'm with abbienormal -- while I miss the pics, I kind of like the gif/tweet/yt free comments. When I want everything, I go to Notes, or to the Chat graveyard. Would be nice if Substack where to embrace Latex markup, though. Or some form of markup. Just no Markie Mark.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Ditteaux. I use Firefox for all my non-work related browsing, and it did *not* like the Disqust interface. So often I'd be left wondering what that big empty white space was meant to convey (while other tweets etc embedded just fine for reasons unknown).

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Skunkcabbage's avatar

I kinda agree.

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abbienormal's avatar

I'm actually grateful for the loss of gifs and embedded tweets. They annoyed me.

Miss the pics, though.

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Nalano635's avatar

Definitely did not appreciate scrolling past so many embedded tweets and, worst of all, Youtube music videos. Don't bombard me with things I need to listen to! How am I supposed to read this shit surreptitiously at work?

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Nalano635's avatar

So my bosses and coworkers can sneak up on me? I see through your dastardly plans!

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

WTF?

“The White House plan to sell Bidenomics: Hit the road, ignore the polls”

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/07/20/white-house-bidenomics-low-poll-numbers.html

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Worriedman's avatar

Polls are dogshit. Polls this far out from the election are runny dogshit.

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Pope Buck I's avatar

Worked for Harry Truman.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Opposite of "hiding in a basement"...

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I'd ignore them too, what do you want him to do, sit in the corner and cry quietly to himself while eating ice cream out of the tub? He has to cut through universally tough coverage of his administration, even some of the usual suspects have noticed how he gets treated by the press compared to Emperor Tang.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

"Why Everyone Hates Joe Biden, Even as the Economy Booms"

~NYT Pitchbot, probably

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