There's a new billion-moron march in town, if by "new" you mean "they've tried this before,"and if by "billion" you mean"a few hundred,"and if by "moron" you mean"moron." But they're definitelyon their way, and Friday is the day they are going to scare that Kenyan Usurper fellow right out of "OUR WHITE HOUSE." All ten to thirty million of them, give or take 9.9999 to 30 million or so.
I was going to say that Calgary won't mind being spared the shame of being Ted's birthplace, but fuck, they keep electing Stephen Harper, so they'd probably think it's an honour.
&quot;Bring emergency supplies and make other preparations <strike>in case of</strike> for after we do our best to provoke some longed-for violence.&quot;
I was going to say that Calgary won&#039;t mind being spared the shame of being Ted&#039;s birthplace, but fuck, they keep electing Stephen Harper, so they&#039;d probably think it&#039;s an honour.
You can&#039;t hit what isn&#039;t there.
&quot;Bring emergency supplies and make other preparations <strike>in case of</strike> for after we do our best to provoke some longed-for violence.&quot;
There, fixed it.
Her Majesty&#039;s Right Royal Attack Corgis would have them on their knees begging for mercy in ten minutes.
There isn&#039;t enough Preparation H in the world to soothe all of that butthurt.
I really hope that Obamacare provides mental health care for these people.
Perhaps an introduction to a nice spicy gherkin would perk things up?
The city and town economies will boom, even as the infrastructure falls apart because of no taxes.
Scalia would like to think that he is uniquely qualified.
Look for the FBI to crackdown on the hoverround dealers again in the days preceding the Operation. You heard it from Comrade Wingtardd first.
Also, too, that&#039;s not how you use &quot;et al&quot;.
People who use language to try and sound real smarterer should make sure they don&#039;t use it wrongly.
There will undoubtedly be more press there than protestors
Festival seating
having to learn to speak Russian might be considered a downside
seriously, why can&#039;t even one of these morons learn basic flag etiquette?
semaphore and carrier pigeons