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Vienna Woods's avatar

I was going to say that Calgary won't mind being spared the shame of being Ted's birthplace, but fuck, they keep electing Stephen Harper, so they'd probably think it's an honour.

Incoming Ham's avatar

You can't hit what isn't there.

Incoming Ham's avatar

"Bring emergency supplies and make other preparations <strike>in case of</strike> for after we do our best to provoke some longed-for violence."

There, fixed it.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Her Majesty's Right Royal Attack Corgis would have them on their knees begging for mercy in ten minutes.

Jared James's avatar

There isn't enough Preparation H in the world to soothe all of that butthurt.

chascates's avatar

I really hope that Obamacare provides mental health care for these people.

Also2Something's avatar

Perhaps an introduction to a nice spicy gherkin would perk things up?

PubOption's avatar

The city and town economies will boom, even as the infrastructure falls apart because of no taxes.

PubOption's avatar

Scalia would like to think that he is uniquely qualified.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Look for the FBI to crackdown on the hoverround dealers again in the days preceding the Operation. You heard it from Comrade Wingtardd first.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Also, too, that's not how you use "et al".

People who use language to try and sound real smarterer should make sure they don't use it wrongly.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

There will undoubtedly be more press there than protestors

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

having to learn to speak Russian might be considered a downside

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

seriously, why can't even one of these morons learn basic flag etiquette?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

semaphore and carrier pigeons