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I was going to say that Calgary won't mind being spared the shame of being Ted's birthplace, but fuck, they keep electing Stephen Harper, so they'd probably think it's an honour.

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You can't hit what isn't there.

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"Bring emergency supplies and make other preparations <strike>in case of</strike> for after we do our best to provoke some longed-for violence."

There, fixed it.

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Her Majesty's Right Royal Attack Corgis would have them on their knees begging for mercy in ten minutes.

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There isn't enough Preparation H in the world to soothe all of that butthurt.

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I really hope that Obamacare provides mental health care for these people.

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Perhaps an introduction to a nice spicy gherkin would perk things up?

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The city and town economies will boom, even as the infrastructure falls apart because of no taxes.

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Scalia would like to think that he is uniquely qualified.

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Look for the FBI to crackdown on the hoverround dealers again in the days preceding the Operation. You heard it from Comrade Wingtardd first.

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Also, too, that's not how you use "et al".

People who use language to try and sound real smarterer should make sure they don't use it wrongly.

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There will undoubtedly be more press there than protestors

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Festival seating

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having to learn to speak Russian might be considered a downside

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seriously, why can't even one of these morons learn basic flag etiquette?

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semaphore and carrier pigeons

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