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Schmeck is a Schmuck!

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He puts the "schmuck" in "schmeck"

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Off topic, but Fox in the Seattle area seems to be collaborating with the 'enemy', I passed a billboard the other day that said "Happy Holidays from FOX News!"

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Or as frightened of people.

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way to use what should have been a fun call for the kids, or even something they might have been excited about to be a jerk

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and why should he be held responsible for other people's thin skins anyway? everyone should just relax and bask in his funniness

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oooh - i bet that they set fire to their own christmas treeeeee tooooooooo

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They're everywhere. Benton county PU truck drove in front of me with Shmuckle's saying emblazoned across his rear window. Har Har Hardee Har. I've seen plenty of Gadsen Flag bumpershmuckers, "I kneel for MY flag" etc, although the "I hate my ex-wife" one showed some authentic hateraid spirit. While the traitor tot's minions are legion they are but a filmy legionaire's disease spread across this great land which we eventually find a way to *cure.

*choose your own cure...

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When they say "what's your problem, I was just joking," the "I'm the real racist/sexist/grossest assholiest victim here!" bugles have already begun bleating.

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I am shocked, shocked to hear that no one has seen fit to release poor Albert, Prince of Cannes from his cramped quarters yet!

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Well since they seemed trés amused in the moment by mouth breather daddy's original knee slapper one can only guess that once they all surpass shpermz donor father's intellectual capacity by age 12 they will eventually learn: Our Papí is a hickless prick dead. (Because no way they don't know it already...noooo waaaayyyyy...)

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"HEP MEEE AH'VE DUN BIN CANCELLATED BAI MUH OWN MOUF!!!!"

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More likely he would have (and likely did) just stopped a black family. Shuddering even to think what might have come next.

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maybe but in the original olde deutsch his real name vas "der Speck."

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There’s even a GoFundMe put up for him .

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