= THE FIVE FINGERED HAND OF ERIS =The official symbol of POEE is here illustrated. It may be this, or any similar device to represent TWO OPPOSING ARROWS CONVERGING INTO A COMMON POINT. It may be vertical, horizontal, or else such, and it may be elaborated or simplified as desired.The esoteric name for this symbol is THE FIVE FINGERED HAND OF ERIS, commonly shortened to THE HAND.

\ / -----><----- / \NOTE: In the lore of western magic, the \/ is taken to symbolize horns, especially the horns of Satan or of diabolical beasties. The Five Fingered Hand of Eris, however, is not intended to be taken as satanic, for the "horns" are supported by another set, of inverted "horns". Or maybe it is walrus tusks. I don't know what it is, to tell the truth."Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it"-Breton

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Application For Membership In the Erisian movement of the DISCORDIAN SOCIETY

1. Today's date Yesterday's Date

2. Purpose of this application: --membership in : a. Legion of Dynamic Discord b. POEE c. Bavarian Illuminati d. All of the Above e. None of the Above f. Other-- BE SPECIFIC!

3. Name_________________________ Holy Name________________

Address_____________________________________________________________ (If temporary, also give an address from which mail can be forwarded)

4. Description: Born: []Yes []No Eyes:[]2 []other Height:

..... fl. oz. Last time you had a haircut: Reason:

Race: []horse []human I.Q.: 150-200 200-250 250-300 over 300

5. History: Education - highest grade completed 1 2 3 4 5 6 over 6th Professional: On another ream of paper list every job since 1937 from which you have been fired. Medical: On a separate sheet labeled "confidential" list all major psychic psychotic episodes experienced within the last 24 hours.

6. Sneaky Questions to establish personality traits I would rather a. live in an outhouse b. play in a rock group c. eat caterpillars. I wear obscene tattoos because .......... I have ceased raping little children []yes []no -- reason ..........

7. Self Portrait

Rev. MungoFor Office Use Only -- acc. rej. burned

+-------------------+ | LICK HERE!!! | | | | * | | | | (You may be one | | of the lucky 25) | +-------------------+


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-><-POEE & It's PriestsIf you like Erisianism as it is presented according to Mal-2, then you may wish to from your own POEE CABAL as a POEE PRIEST and you can go do a bunch of POEE Priestly Things. A "POEE Cabal" is exactly what you think it is.The High Priest makes no demands on his Priests, though he does rather expect good will of them. The Office of The Polyfather is point, not to teach. Once in a while, he even listens.

Should you find that your own revelations of The Goddess become substantially different that the revelations of Mal-2, then perhaps the Goddess has plans for you as an Episkopos, and you might consider creating your own sect from scratch, unhindered. Episkoposes are not competing with each other, and they are all POEE priests anyway (as soon as I locate them). The point is that Episkoposes are developing separate paths to the Erisian mountain top. See the section "Discordian Society"

ORDINATION AS A POEE PRIESTThere are no particular qualifications for Ordination because if you want to be a POEE Priest then you must undoubtedly qualify. Who could possibly know better than you whether or not you should be Ordained?An ORDAINED POEE PRIEST or PRIESTESS is defined as "one who holds an Ordination Certificate from the Office of the Polyfather."

Seek into the Chao if thou wouldst be wise And find ye delight in Her Great Surprise! Look into the Chao if thou wantest to know What's in a Chao and why it ain't so! (HBT; The Book of Advise, 1:1)

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World Council of Churches BoutiqueNote to POEE Priests:The Polyfather wishes to remind all Erisians the POEE was conceived not as a commercial enterprise, and that you are requested to keep your cool when seeking funds for POEE Cabals or when spreading the POEE Word via the market place.The Hidden stone ripens fast, then laid bare like a turnip can easily be cut out at last but even then the danger isn't past. That man lives best who's fain to live half mad, half sane. -Flemish Poet Jan Van Stijevoort, 1524.The Erisian AffirmationBEFORE THE GODDESS ERIS, I (name or holyname), do herewith declare myself a POEE BROTHER of THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD. HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!the presiding POEE Official (if any) responds:


find the goddess Eris To Diverse GodsWithin your Pineal Gland Do Mortals bow; POEE Holy Cow, and Wholly Chao -Rev. Dr. Grindlebone Monroe Cabal"common sense is what tells you that the world is flat."

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This is St. Gulik. He is the Messenger of the Goddess. A different age from ours called him Hermes. Many people called him by many names. He is a Roach

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I know it started out as Republicans purposely getting the name wrong in some boneheaded attempt to needle Democrats, but I feel like now they're just so stupid they literally don't know the correct name of the party.

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You get that from Jesus?

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You get pleasure from this don't you? You might want to think about that.

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after they have an enema what would be left of them would fit in a matchbox

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they should prosecute the republicans for contempt of congress

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other accounts for 2 years ... he'll never learn

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Why can thee clowns not be held accountable for wasting taxpayer money? At the least run their stupid questions as ads during election campaigns. NON STOP

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every single person being questioned by them should ask them if they are not ashamed of their stupidity and the waste of taxpayer money. Words like "you should be unemployable for ANY job, you are that stupid." need to be uttered...

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