Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's bid to trademark both her name and that of her daughter Bristol ran into trouble at the Patent and Trademark Office because the application forms were not signed, government records show. Of course they didn't sign the forms. They would have to be paid for those autographs. [
&quot;With a name like Sarah Palin, it&#039;s <i>got</i> to be good!&quot;
The dream of every trademark holder, of course, is for the brand name to become the generic term, like Jell-o, Kleenex, and Velcro. Hence: &quot;I swear I will never eat at that Indian restaurant again. I had the worst Sarah Palin of my life for the next five hours.&quot;
&quot;Hello, Berkeley Bear? This is Ginni Thomas. I was wondering when you&#039;re going to apologize for what you did all over my husband in the previous comment. Buh-bye.&quot;
&quot;With a name like Sarah Palin, it&#039;s <i>got</i> to be good!&quot;
The dream of every trademark holder, of course, is for the brand name to become the generic term, like Jell-o, Kleenex, and Velcro. Hence: &quot;I swear I will never eat at that Indian restaurant again. I had the worst Sarah Palin of my life for the next five hours.&quot;
&quot;Hello, Berkeley Bear? This is Ginni Thomas. I was wondering when you&#039;re going to apologize for what you did all over my husband in the previous comment. Buh-bye.&quot;
Either she knows she&#039;s not running for president, or is planning on hitting the U.S. Government with one hell of a licensing fee.
She should also add &#039;grifter&#039;, &#039;opportunist&#039;, and &#039;golddigger&#039; to the words she wants to own.
<b>President Sarah Palin&trade;.</b>
I can&#039;t take anymore of this. I&#039;ll be outside banging my head against a tree if anybody&#039;s looking for me.
I had better get my paperwork submitted to trademark &quot;refudiate&quot; and the letter T.
Just when you think Palin can&#039;t get any vainer or greedier... BAM!
Next she will move to trademark &quot;you betcha&quot;. Also &quot;maverick&quot; because McCain sure isn&#039;t using it anymore.