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DeeDee D's avatar

I’m pretty sure it’s the Rowdydow that’ll gitcha every damn time. Fuking dems!

(I love The Wonkette)

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Evangelical Christianity gives people a reason to be happy? That actually makes me feel very, very sad for Gosar and his ilk. Imagine your life being so bankrupt, so deprived of anything remotely positive, that the thought of death makes it all worth it.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

they really don't get the whole separation of state and church do they (for the value of they want to ignore ti and turn the country into a christo facist hell hole)

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Paul Gosar would be drummed out of the new Fascist Israel, I wonder if he realizes that?

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Tosca's avatar

As long as Gosar goes first in the snake handling contest. And it's a reeeeeally mad snake.

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Lady Tavestock's avatar

Like a snarly snake that's just about to shed its skin.

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HarryEagar's avatar

Is that odd motion Gosar makes a tic or some sort of symptom of disease? He should ask jesus to fix it for him.

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DDB9000's avatar

I have that Chick tract with scowling Debbie in it!

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Babs_MD's avatar

I love Jamie Raskin. He makes me happy 😊

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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

The only thing I took from AA was my Creator did not have to be tied to any one religion. So basically my religion is Love God and Love Each Other but Take No Shit.

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It's Fuck All Y'all* Season's avatar

Also see The Sober Faction. the substance abuse support wing of TST for recovery without God and Jeebus.

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Babs_MD's avatar

I have a brother-in-law who is very much an atheist, but he found AA very helpful, and in fact encourages people in need of help with substance abuse to seek it out. Now, I suspect it can vary depending on who is in charge of the individual chapter, but for him, it has certainly been a blessing (pun intended 😜)

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Gosar has negative curb appeal.

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Jack Millwater's avatar

If I went to the dentist and that fuck tried to put a drill in my mouth, I'd run screaming

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

He looks like he drips oil. And not the vroom-vroom kind.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Sneering Chik Tract Teen Witches are BEST possible witches.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

I didn’t realize Gosar had fully morphed into his “homeless dude on the street corner yelling at cars” final form

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Harryr's avatar

To be fair, that particular Chick tract is an absolute belter.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Nothing will ever top the original Bewitched one, in which the TV show leads people to Satan (HAW HAW HAW) and a runaway named Debbie dies of an acid flashback *but* not before accepting Jeebus as her savior. There was a meddling grandma in there pissing off the demons too iirc.

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SoHelpMeHannah's avatar

Damn. Never in my life have I seen bangs that nasty, and I spent my entire public school career in the Midwest in the 80s and 90s.

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