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I’m pretty sure it’s the Rowdydow that’ll gitcha every damn time. Fuking dems!

(I love The Wonkette)

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Evangelical Christianity gives people a reason to be happy? That actually makes me feel very, very sad for Gosar and his ilk. Imagine your life being so bankrupt, so deprived of anything remotely positive, that the thought of death makes it all worth it.

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they really don't get the whole separation of state and church do they (for the value of they want to ignore ti and turn the country into a christo facist hell hole)

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Paul Gosar would be drummed out of the new Fascist Israel, I wonder if he realizes that?

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As long as Gosar goes first in the snake handling contest. And it's a reeeeeally mad snake.

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Like a snarly snake that's just about to shed its skin.

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Is that odd motion Gosar makes a tic or some sort of symptom of disease? He should ask jesus to fix it for him.

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I have that Chick tract with scowling Debbie in it!

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I love Jamie Raskin. He makes me happy 😊

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The only thing I took from AA was my Creator did not have to be tied to any one religion. So basically my religion is Love God and Love Each Other but Take No Shit.

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Also see The Sober Faction. the substance abuse support wing of TST for recovery without God and Jeebus.

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I have a brother-in-law who is very much an atheist, but he found AA very helpful, and in fact encourages people in need of help with substance abuse to seek it out. Now, I suspect it can vary depending on who is in charge of the individual chapter, but for him, it has certainly been a blessing (pun intended 😜)

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Gosar has negative curb appeal.

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If I went to the dentist and that fuck tried to put a drill in my mouth, I'd run screaming

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He looks like he drips oil. And not the vroom-vroom kind.

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Sneering Chik Tract Teen Witches are BEST possible witches.

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I didn’t realize Gosar had fully morphed into his “homeless dude on the street corner yelling at cars” final form

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To be fair, that particular Chick tract is an absolute belter.

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Nothing will ever top the original Bewitched one, in which the TV show leads people to Satan (HAW HAW HAW) and a runaway named Debbie dies of an acid flashback *but* not before accepting Jeebus as her savior. There was a meddling grandma in there pissing off the demons too iirc.

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Damn. Never in my life have I seen bangs that nasty, and I spent my entire public school career in the Midwest in the 80s and 90s.

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