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Spending more time with his lawyers and SS Cos-play costumes?

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That phrasing was extremely excremental!

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Currently it is.

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Insanity. I know.

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And then leaves the caps off the pens so they dry out.

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South as in South magnetic pole. Never lose sight of the pun. Plus, I'm more of a DRAM guy myself.

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Never underestimate the power of rugby- player thighs. Woof!

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That’s just so that Bolton can have it to throw at people. I typed/dictated #DeepState and it changed into: #Gibstay 😧 #DeepStateForReal

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A shining shaft of gold when all else is dark?

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I've got some groceries, some peanut butter to last a couple of days.

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I think I can translate what Manafort's lawyers are saying here:

"It's really hard to destroy evidence when computers are involved."

No shame!

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Manafort's lawyers are bad. To law good properly, they should have responded to the original case against their client with: "do you mean Paul Manafort the man, or the entity, or the corporation or the agent? "

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Ohm eye god.Watt to do?

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WTF do they care how long their electronics are held by FBI? Just go buy new ones, you gots all the monies. FFS.

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I would like to refer you to rule 34 of the Rules of the Internet, and (My God) rule 47 https://www.urbandictionary...

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Robert Mueller takes 11 items through the 10 items or fewer lane.

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