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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Spending more time with his lawyers and SS Cos-play costumes?

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

That phrasing was extremely excremental!

Viewmeister's avatar

And then leaves the caps off the pens so they dry out.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

South as in South magnetic pole. Never lose sight of the pun. Plus, I'm more of a DRAM guy myself.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Never underestimate the power of rugby- player thighs. Woof!

Petunia Cat's avatar

That’s just so that Bolton can have it to throw at people. I typed/dictated #DeepState and it changed into: #Gibstay 😧 #DeepStateForReal

Naytch's avatar

A shining shaft of gold when all else is dark?

fuflans's avatar

I've got some groceries, some peanut butter to last a couple of days.

CB's avatar

I think I can translate what Manafort's lawyers are saying here:

"It's really hard to destroy evidence when computers are involved."

No shame!

WeaselPoo's avatar

Manafort's lawyers are bad. To law good properly, they should have responded to the original case against their client with: "do you mean Paul Manafort the man, or the entity, or the corporation or the agent? "

Charles Wolf's avatar

Ohm eye god.Watt to do?

easelox *&^%$#@#$%^&*())(*&^'s avatar

WTF do they care how long their electronics are held by FBI? Just go buy new ones, you gots all the monies. FFS.

John Hollingsworth's avatar

I would like to refer you to rule 34 of the Rules of the Internet, and (My God) rule 47 https://www.urbandictionary...

easelox *&^%$#@#$%^&*())(*&^'s avatar

Robert Mueller takes 11 items through the 10 items or fewer lane.