Guess who is going to trial (finally)? Yes, renowned Texas cumsicle Tom DeLay! Anyway, he's white and the trial is in Texas so obviously he will be acquitted or maybe he'll get off with thirty hours of community service: Jury selection is scheduled to begin Tuesday in the trial of former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, who is charged with illegally funneling corporate money to help elect GOP candidates to the Texas legislature.
Make him put on a pair of size 3 1/2 dancing pumps and prance around a parquet dance floor while the nation watches in horror. No wait, that would be punishment for the nation. My bad.
Make him put on a pair of size 3 1/2 dancing pumps and prance around a parquet dance floor while the nation watches in horror. No wait, that would be punishment for the nation. My bad.
If we could just lure him into a tanning booth for a while. Death by bug spray would be appropriate.
I thought he was "The Exterminator".
AKA Rusty Shackleford.