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Oh GAWD — do you mean to tell me that the ENTIRE White House Day Care staff has quit? WE'RE DOOMED!!!

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Ok, so he doesn't have dementia. He's just stupid.

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Ask them to check the rolodex

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Quisling seems apt for the GOP.

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And lazy.

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Bactrian or dromedary?

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OK, enough about the "Name the animals" part of the test, OK?

Other questions include things like:

In one minute, list as many words as you can that begin the the letter "F".Count down from 100 in steps of 7.I will say a list of five words to you. Repeat the list in the reverse order.

Not so mockable now, is it. Especially when it really is a good test for early signs of cognitive disorder.

Look, what the doctor needed to say was "For a 71 year old man who's a little overweight, he's in pretty good shape. He's taking these medications, and we're trying to get him to adjust his diet, but you know how that can be. The President insisted that we test him for mental health matters, so we administered the standard Montreal Cognative Test. Nothing was found that would indicate any sort of mental impairment."

So El Presidente isn't starting to go senile. You know what that means?

He's stupid, lazy, and doesn't care about anything other than himself.

Heaven help us if there's a real crisis, one that requires more leadership than just lobbing paper towels at a crowd.

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Word salad is also easier for shit journalists to say a bunch of words without offending the dear leader and the man, so they can keep on giving an impression of journalism and cashing those cheques, though this doesn't work all the time. My 'journalist' sister just got the sack for kissing right wing arse, hahahahah, wrong to laugh at my sisters loss but that's what she gets for being a climate denying right wing sycophant. ahahahah sad.

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That's how Trump does business, he get's paid and then doesn't provide service/goods and uses legalisms to avoid repayment, ie the Taj Mahal con, so he really see's that 71 as clear.

The real concern of America is the dumb fucks that voted for a con man, just what will they do to keep him in power? I was surprised to hear that the Gestapo had a very small staff, they just used fear and snitches to maintain power. Over Christmas I made a joke about an Australian right wing fuck wit and there was crickets from my family, more so than any other time, as the extremes like Trump expand the territory for rightys the middle moves right to fill the vacuum, or maybe they just feel more comfortable to expose more of their flying monkey-ness, my uncle did say 'gook' for first time, to me, so sheeeeeet. down fist. sad.

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Some Camels are very fine people.

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BACTRIAN!! 🐫

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“I mean, a tough hombre with cannonball calves could carry drugs over a mountain though. Possibly while raping. I’m sure some of them are good people though.”

Me. Right when the stupid finally made me snap. Thank the FSM I never used my FOID Card to buy a gun. Now I can go to my rubber room in peace.

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You mean moose-lamb 🐑

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Whichever is less brown so the Trumpettes don’t think it’s a coup to kill whitey.

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From what I have been told, South Park won’t do any episodes with Trump because they can’t make it any more ridiculously outrageous than the reality they would base it on.

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Executive Bathrobe Time.

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