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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

It doesn't affect Obama's legacy. Donnie is just setting up his own legacy of pettiness. "After eight years of insulting Obama with birtherism, Donnie Trump undid Obama's key legislation, consigning millions of Americans to bad health, bad water and bad education."

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

I bet Melania stays in NYC and Ivanka becomes First Hostess.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

No way does Donnie have the patience for all those balls. And seeing him dance!?!

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Sez every Trumpanzee and their spawn.

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Baiting this guy will be all fun and games until he loses his shit and nukes San Francisco.

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nonono's avatar

he is going to be so so so so so much worse than Reagan. i remember Reagan. i hated Reagan. Reagan had held at least 2 elected offices if you count dictator of the screen actors guild. You, Drumpfy, are no Reagan.

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Snopes Shop's avatar

He looks like he's going to drop dead ala real Breitbart any day

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Laffing Crow's avatar

I'm sorry. I can't joke. I can't normalize. I'M MAD. DANGEROUSLY MAD. I'm tired of being expected to extend understanding to those who cannot be understood. Especially when they are now trying to call for OUR understanding. Eight years of total obstruction bitches for NO FUCKING REASON! Let's talk about Obama's Supreme Court justice nominee that will have been sitting there for ELEVEN FUCKING MONTHS when *blech* takes office and then they confirm HIS nominee. I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THAT. FUCK ME. FUCK ME NAKED. I wore total black yesterday and today. I will continue to do so until, well I don't know. Forever? I'm in mourning. I'm bereft. And we're all fucked. We're all fucked hard. And not in a good way. I've hit the anger stage of grief and after all these words, I have no words.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Is Trump going to keep his book of Hitler's speeches in the White House bedroom?

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Grumpy Old Man's avatar

Slip some raw shrimp into the hollow interior of the curtain rods (my ex's ex never did find the source of the smell).

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Grumpy Old Man's avatar

Yeah - have they decided where to put the stripper pole?

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Oh, fucking hell. Just the idea of a gentleman like BHO having to shake hands and make nice with this--person is so awful.

However. I know this might seem frivolous, but the trophy wife occupying the position formerly held by Eleanor Roosevelt, Hillary Clinton, and Our Michelle? And Rosalynn Carter? Betty Ford was a swell person. Hell, Lady Bird Johnson was a conservationist before it was fashionable.This is terrible. Such things should not be.

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Vera Wang?! F of H? We are going from Paul Poiret to--I dunno, who's a really godawful designer? (Frederick's is honest sleaze.) Still, I do utterly sympathize with your revulsion. I'd rather see Richard fucking Nixon, and his poor neurotic wife back in the White House than I would the Strumpets.

As for Leonard--oh, Leonard. You left at the right moment, and we'll always cherish your songs.

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RugzYaBurnt's avatar

"The high-flying assets"?!?! What the fuck are you TALKING ABOUT, Cheeto stain?!?!

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RugzYaBurnt's avatar

What do you think her Cause as FLOTUS will be? Silicon ass injections for the needy?

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