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Probably.

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And that's how you get President LAWN ODOR.

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The world should be so lucky.

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LOL!

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maybe I should gather up a gang of people and drive to the nearest republican heavy polling place (it'll be a long drive) and just keep on asking the poll workers to verify my mailed in vote. once they do it, I'll say "are you sure, can you just check it again for me?" over and over again until they eventually throw me out. I swear if republicans had to wait in line to vote like black people in cities do, republicans would never win another election

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Agreed. I'm just saying that is what the procedures are. I'm poll working and we have to know how to deal with tge idiots.

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Yeah, his stuff from the '60s and early '70s killed. Then came Richard Pryor (another fucked-up SOB, but considering his nightmare childhood, I'm surprised he wasn't catatonic by the time he turned 12) and put things into fifth gear.

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I'm just going to do the early in-person voting thing. It should take me a total of ten minutes door-to-door and at least in my immediate area, people have been taking the masks in public places pretty seriously.

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That's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for them.

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Carolina Beach was the first place I watched an X-rated movie.

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Wrightsville Beach (where I've been going since i was a pup) was the real Margaritaville, not somewhere in Florida. Buffet would spend part of the off-season there for years. My brother worked the late shift at a convenience store there and would sell them beer after hours. It was just a dusty beach town outside of the summer season until the early '80s when MBAs with pink ties were making serious bank in Raleigh and started buying old beach places and started trying to outdo each other with who could put up the largest house on a tiny lot. Around the same time, Dino De Laurentiis decided to build a villa on the sound side and managed to turn (of all the god-forsaken backwaters in this fking country) Wilmington NC into a major movie and TV filming location. Of course the NC Republicans managed to slaughter that particular cash cow by passing HB2, the Bathroom Bill. While it was rescinded in 2019 and some filming work has returned, it's not nearly what it was six years ago, when my RWNJ brother had all the stars of Iron Man 3 except RJD3 pass through the restaurant where he was a line cook. Gwyneth Paltrow even put on a hairnet and went into the kitchen, thanking everyone from the line cooks back to the potwashers for a delightful meal. She, like the rest of the stars, was a generous tipper.

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"Democrats are vastly outpacing Republicans in mail-in ballot requests, leading to projected nightmare scenarios where early tabulations show in swing states because his voters dominate in-person voting on November 3."

It's this that makes me stockpile vodka and razor blades for November 4th. Trump seems to have us coming or going. No matter what we do, he's going to win. If the early tabulations have him ahead, the militias WILL take to the streets and declare "martial law from the ground up" to stop the voting right then and there, like Florida 2000.

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On Beyond Zebra, by Dr. Seuss

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You married well.

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What's ironic to me is that it will likely clog up the polling places in Republican precincts.Trump is doing to Republicans what Republicans have been doing to Democrats for years.

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I saw on 'The Circus', and there are quite a few states that tabulate the ballots as they come in. This is why they know if the ballot is valid or not. They just don't release the numbers until Nov 3.

He's not going to win. Trust.

If not for the glaring point spread, I can also tell by the way Cheato's acting/panicking. The RNC can't afford ads during this crucial early voting period? Not good, right? This lack tells me they are not getting money from supporters: always a reliable bellwether of losing ground and fast. I would say it looks like DEFCON 1 as far as the money drying up.

He doesn't have the support.

He's so desperate for donors, he's running rallies against the advice of many, many higher ups. Any increase in covid infections will be his to own alone, and we know it's coming.

The primal scream of Dem hate you hear on FB and Twitter is not real: it's QAnon bots. A digital army can't vote because they are easily replicated AI. Ignore them. You know how bad it's gotten? They've drudged up Benghazi, because they have nothing else. Stone is calling for Marshall Law, that's how desperate the numbers look to insiders.

The numbers are so, so bad, and getting worse.

There are more and more fake reels a la project veryferretfaces. They've got about a dozen black people confessing how they've now become a Trump voter, and I don't think it will move the needle on the black vote, mostly because they are so asinine. The memes brag how Biden doesn't have a boat parade. There are doctored BLM/antifa attacks shot in grainy filters, and they are pretty badly produced. The one with the Trump vendor getting their table knocked over is about as genuine as that demon-sperm doctor.

The big concern is where the alphabet men and women are landing on this. I think, with nothing but gut instinct, that no cop with a molecule of self-preservation will think they are safe to do his crazed bidding. There is no guarantee they will get a pardon, or as they say, in like Flynn. Not worth it at this late stage losing streak, and I think those rallies are going to cost him in the end.

But please, make sure you vote.

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