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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Genius! Perfect K pop/ J pop style.

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bobbert's avatar

I actually have no snark about this. <i>Maybe</i> the South Korean press is making this up. Then it's just stupid. But I rather imagine it is approximately true, in which case it is a serious example of horrible, even if it happened in a far away place.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Axis of evil- Bold as love

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I'd go as far as purposely losing the mail of exes, maybe intermittently turning off their internet connections to piss them off. That's about it.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Translation please I can't make horse head nor tails of that fucking screeching

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malsperanza's avatar

Yep, FWIW, death by firing squad is probably not as horrible as starving and freezing to death in a gulag along with 200,000 other random innocent people.

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malsperanza's avatar

Literally, apparently. Thus proving that Hollywood is to blame for North Korea.

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fuflans's avatar

i imagine there's a miley cyrus joke in here, but i'm too disturbed to drag even her into it.

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fuflans's avatar

also: i have fantasies that some day - SOME DAY - one of the kim family will be marched up against a wall / scaffold or into a dock / gulag.

it would be cool if it were little fatty. and his bride of frankenstein.

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WA Bishop's avatar

At least she didn't break up the Beatles.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

They shoot horse-like ladies don't they?

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Lot_49's avatar

Anybody know the chords or tablature for "I Love Pyongyang"?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

get it on...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Slayers only love you when they're slaying...

FIFY

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Crossfire Traffic

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

No, but Paula would after a couple drinks

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