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Genius! Perfect K pop/ J pop style.

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I actually have no snark about this. <i>Maybe</i> the South Korean press is making this up. Then it's just stupid. But I rather imagine it is approximately true, in which case it is a serious example of horrible, even if it happened in a far away place.

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Axis of evil- Bold as love

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I'd go as far as purposely losing the mail of exes, maybe intermittently turning off their internet connections to piss them off. That's about it.

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Translation please I can't make horse head nor tails of that fucking screeching

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Yep, FWIW, death by firing squad is probably not as horrible as starving and freezing to death in a gulag along with 200,000 other random innocent people.

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Literally, apparently. Thus proving that Hollywood is to blame for North Korea.

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i imagine there's a miley cyrus joke in here, but i'm too disturbed to drag even her into it.

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also: i have fantasies that some day - SOME DAY - one of the kim family will be marched up against a wall / scaffold or into a dock / gulag.

it would be cool if it were little fatty. and his bride of frankenstein.

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At least she didn't break up the Beatles.

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They shoot horse-like ladies don't they?

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Anybody know the chords or tablature for "I Love Pyongyang"?

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get it on...

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Slayers only love you when they're slaying...

FIFY

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Crossfire Traffic

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No, but Paula would after a couple drinks

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