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Smirking Ape's avatar

Before World War II, Luftwaffe chief Herman Goering went to Switzerland on a "diplomatic" mission. The Swiss put on a military parade for the visit. Then as now, the Swiss were capable of looking fierce because that's what they are.

Goering asked his host, the Swiss defense minister, "How many men can the Swiss army put in the field when it is fully mobilized?"

"Around half a million", the minister replied.

"And what would you do if Germany invaded with a force of one million?", Goering "jokingly" asked.

"I suppose if that happened each man would have to fire twice", came the unjoking reply.

Germany never invaded Switzerland.

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Smirking Ape's avatar

Still not a bad sniper rifle.

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Villago Delenda Est  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

"Debased western fuck ogres" I like the cut of my jib!

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Caepan's avatar

That's a lot of words just to type out, "Morale - how does it fucking work?"

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Alpaca22's avatar

and yet a % of the US public is beginning to tire of the war. Sadly, i believe this is what happens when 'the war' is just a thing happening elsewhere. Very very few people understand the ramifications of what may happen if Ukraine lose.

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Cheap & Nothing Wasted's avatar

Well, Volodya is diminutive, so it fits!

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Villago Delenda Est  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

turning in neighbors for stealing extra potatoes from peopleโ€™s glorious food collective. We do that here when someone steals extra potatoes from the ADM/ConAgra potato collective.

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Villago Delenda Est  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Fifth paragraph! That ball has been hit out of Muscovy and will need a visa and bodyguards because it's going to land in Iran somewhere!

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Villago Delenda Est  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Gary, are you absolutely sure that Dame Noonington didn't feed you this entire post? Because brilliant!

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PersianOregano's avatar

This paragraph did have me pondering our EXTENSIVE collection of squeaky toys but unfortunately they are all from Bark Box and are of the furry variety. Filling a bathtub with them would not contribute to the mood.

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Shartiblartfat's avatar

Hanging upside down by his heels from a nice gibbet in Red Square might work, as well.

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Godamighteedam's avatar

Putin is the author of this conflict, and he will churn out an endless line of "sequels" to it if he's allowed to get anything out of it other than the trial for war crimes that he richly deserves.Pretending a psychopathic gangster with an army at his disposal can be reasoned with or trusted to negotiate in good faith is how we got here.

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LesBontemps's avatar

Be sure to do a blues/balalaika cover of Rains of Castamere. Seems appropriate on several levels.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

And that is why part of the strategy is to promote support through social media. We have short attention spans, but a lot of conditioning with American Exceptionalism and pro-war sentiment. Making it clear to us that backing Ukraine is a war we should be proud to help fight, and that it makes us the good guys, is a great way to keep us engaged. Notice how much of the Ukrainiansโ€™ own social media has them smiling, even while standing amongst devastation. And frequently they report successes. Itโ€™s necessary to make sure people know that our assistance is actually working towards a goal. We mostly just donโ€™t want more forever-wars. And, pro-Russia saboteurs have been loudly declaring that โ€œmostโ€ people donโ€™t want to help Ukraine. Those voices are loud and have propaganda outlets with elevated platforms with which to spread that sentiment. It must be countered.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Well, we do enough stuff that we should be embarrassed about.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Four things we have learned about Russia:

1. Their Army sucks.2. They have not learned that they can not fly out of a 16th floor window.3. They are not good at holding their breath under water.4. They seem to have a lot of food contaminated with weird chemicals.

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