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Ill-Advised's avatar

Therefore, guilty!See? Just like a preznit pardon.

Czarjak's avatar

Water's Bill-O's impersonation is spot-on. Correct me if I'm wrong.

David in NYC's avatar

And what about her e-mails?

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Girl? Did the man from Nantucket get a sex change??

Paul Dietzel's avatar

Pat Boone and I share a birthday. June 1st. Marilyn Monroe and Morgan Freeman and Rene Auberjonois and Tom Sneva too. And David Berkowitz.So there.

Paul Dietzel's avatar

Particularly to an island out in the ocean without a bridge to the mainland and 500 miles from D.C.

Zerosumgame-vaxxed's avatar

Joe is lucky Hertz (shitheads) didn't report them as stolen and have the SS arrested...

glenglish's avatar

I'm blaming Avis rentacar (One sic word, fuckaduckers), 'cause I remember when Avis was number two, and like #2 constipation, they are always trying harder. Oh shit, I didn't say that, did I? No, but they did and you'll be bent trying to find a commercial, I guess they wiped that one clean. Just the same, I remember, "When you're number two, you try harder."

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Even this commercial indicates serious cognitive dissonance. They've had it out for Hertz since they started renting cars.

Wild Bill Kelso's avatar

38% chance:

Penny in a cigar lighter socket.

Seen it happen.

Ford started on fire because of an overheated relay, fire spread to the other vehicles.

Single point of origin.

Wild Bill Kelso's avatar

November 21, 1963: USSS returns Kennedy to his Ft. Worth hotel and finds a ballroom full of chiropractors and their young female assistants.

Guess what happens?

Wild Bill Kelso's avatar

I like to write little dittys based on "Camptown Races".

Based on the old "Singing Telegram" joke (Henny Youngman?)

GaseousAnomaly's avatar

So, what you're saying is, a random chemical/mechanical problem might have started a fire and burned several vehicles that were all parked in close proximity to each other?

Nope. Not acceptable.

HAD TO BE a plot. Conspiracy. It's truly the ONLY WAY that could happen. NO OTHER POSSIBLE EXPLANATION.

Chrome Diopside's avatar

Is this what they mean by the Bowling Green Massacre?

Wild Bill Kelso's avatar

Most likely in the socket.

britishvoiceman's avatar

DC charging port? - Sounds like a gay sex aid!