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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Maybe during the debates, she calls him "Aqua Buddy"

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fuflans's avatar

this.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Been Ghazi. Done that.

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schmannity's avatar

The Elizabeth Warren Rope-A-Dope Strategy is working.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Rand, why keep arguing about this old shit? Just make up some new shit; it's much easier. Or, get back to the War on Xmas ...

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schmannity's avatar

Rand "Deadhorse" Paul will not rest until he uncovers the secret sexual liaisons between Hillary and Trey Gowdy and exposes the Tea Party as an elaborate false flag operation by the Clintonites to discredit Libertarianism.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Look on the bright side, Wonkers: when Lil' RaPaul runs for Prez and loses, at least he'll be out of the Senate - because he can't run for both offices here in KY. He will have to choose. That is the only thing that gives me hope.

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schmannity's avatar

Remember how Chief Justice John Roberts was attacked by the Winged Turds after the Obamacare decision as either a left-wing dupe or the victim of Obama regime blackmail? Can't say it was nice knowing you, Trey Gowdy.

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PsycWench's avatar

It's really great that our country is in such great shape that our legislators have time to rehash Obamacare, Benghazi, and abortion laws.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Silly, everyone knows that written history began in January 2009. Anything prior to that is just myth and legend.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Somewhere a bridge on an interstate prepares itself to collapse with relief.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Stringing words together in novel arrangements is hard, which is why Runt Paul prefers to crowd-source the task.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

They will rest when the report shows Private Ben Ghazi was fucking Hillary when Stevens was killed

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

He's all over 'failure' on the other hand.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

"These are not the smoking guns you're looking for."

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

For the next two years, trying to be at least semi-rational while these nuts become increasingly hysterical will be a difficult job.

We need to get the pics from the Archives: -- The Great War on Paultards -- Commenter-General Farr

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