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I see little tufts on the ears. Are they Maine Coons?

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I don't mind the Easter Rabbit--at least he is a real rabbit, unlike that Baby JAY-zuse who never really was anything.

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hope he rots in jail what a scumbag took a guys life away

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my heart goes out to the family who lost a loving son.

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what a sick fuck you really are.

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but do they have a kit kat bar? how 'bout mounds of almond joys?

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oh yes, the force is strong with the Ms.

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it was never on the popo cars 'round these parts. didn't want any confusion of why they are here.

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i had one who had no tail, seven toes on both back paws, eight on his left front, and nine on his right. his mother was a barn cat who had two full paws on both front legs. i named him gonzo after the muppet. he was a weirdo, but we loved him.

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For guys like that, a dead dog counts as a girlfriend.

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Trump's first Presidential pardon, folks..

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Not likely, but who knows? Their mama isn't, but we don't know the baby daddy or daddies.

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Gee, I'm sorry that you'll lose your job but that's OK. When you get to prison your Welcome Wagon hosts will be happy to show you how to perform a new kind of "job." The vocational training will include pillow biting, picking up soap, and getting tats that say "Property of ____" in places you can't see.

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With votes - add the "with votes" cuz that what you wrote sounds almost bannable. We has rulez.

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He forgot to use the Zimmerman technique and pretend to be on a neighborhood watch or pretend he was ascared. Considering his remarks though, I'd guess it's not even on his radar that shooting a minority teen should be considered a crime.

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Or the first Jeff Sessions decline to prosecute. Same diff.

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