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Andrei Rublev's avatar

I see little tufts on the ears. Are they Maine Coons?

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Iron Monkey's avatar

I don't mind the Easter Rabbit--at least he is a real rabbit, unlike that Baby JAY-zuse who never really was anything.

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king tut's avatar

hope he rots in jail what a scumbag took a guys life away

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king tut's avatar

my heart goes out to the family who lost a loving son.

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king tut's avatar

what a sick fuck you really are.

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handyhippie65's avatar

but do they have a kit kat bar? how 'bout mounds of almond joys?

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handyhippie65's avatar

oh yes, the force is strong with the Ms.

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handyhippie65's avatar

it was never on the popo cars 'round these parts. didn't want any confusion of why they are here.

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handyhippie65's avatar

i had one who had no tail, seven toes on both back paws, eight on his left front, and nine on his right. his mother was a barn cat who had two full paws on both front legs. i named him gonzo after the muppet. he was a weirdo, but we loved him.

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Frank Underboob's avatar

For guys like that, a dead dog counts as a girlfriend.

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SighSperling's avatar

Trump's first Presidential pardon, folks..

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hvdv's avatar

Not likely, but who knows? Their mama isn't, but we don't know the baby daddy or daddies.

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Halsey Taylor's avatar

Gee, I'm sorry that you'll lose your job but that's OK. When you get to prison your Welcome Wagon hosts will be happy to show you how to perform a new kind of "job." The vocational training will include pillow biting, picking up soap, and getting tats that say "Property of ____" in places you can't see.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

With votes - add the "with votes" cuz that what you wrote sounds almost bannable. We has rulez.

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mary5920's avatar

He forgot to use the Zimmerman technique and pretend to be on a neighborhood watch or pretend he was ascared. Considering his remarks though, I'd guess it's not even on his radar that shooting a minority teen should be considered a crime.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Or the first Jeff Sessions decline to prosecute. Same diff.

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