In December, we gasped and clutched our pearls and LOL'dsooooohard and then gagged even harder at the news that Texas Congressfool Blake Farenthold (R-Footie Pajamas) had been sued for sexually harassing his former communications director, Lauren Greene, who was coincidentally fired.
OOOKay. You'd think counsel for an elected official, or the elected official himself, could find a way to draft a pleading -- even in these particular circumstances -- without using the phrase "wet dreams." But you'd be wrong!
(This is even more gross when you consider "wet dreams" and those duckie jammies. Whoopsie, mommy.)
Blake comes from good <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Frances_Farenthold" target="_blank">Demo stock</a>, in that his step-grandma Sissy was a candidate for goobernor and even VPOTUS in 1972, and sponsored the ERA in Tejas when she and then-state-senator Barbara Jordan were the only women in the Lone Star State&#039;s lege.
So what happened to this fat fuck? I&#039;ve seen him lose a battle of wits with<i> <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=NsGAmbq3Sss" target="_blank">Tweety</a>,</i> ferchrissakes.
Even if he weasals outa this harassment charge, he can&#039;t weasal outa the charge of &quot;WEARING DUCKIE PAJAMAS IN PUBLIC WHILE SMIRKING LIKE A COMPLETE DORK&quot;
I don&#039;t know what the charge carries if convicted, but if it were up to me...well, let&#039;s just say he&#039;d lose that smirk rather quickly.
You know the nightmare people have about waking up to find the Burger King in bed with them? Waking up to that face wold be even worse.
Nipples, Cat hair, and Jizz? Oh my!
"Jabba no like comparison to sex-starved Congressboy. You take back or Jabba eat frog (flicks tongue)"
Chances are Blake hasn't seen his dick in quite a few years .... or his shoes either.
OOOKay. You&#039;d think counsel for an elected official, or the elected official himself, could find a way to draft a pleading -- even in these particular circumstances -- without using the phrase &quot;wet dreams.&quot; But you&#039;d be wrong!
(This is even more gross when you consider &quot;wet dreams&quot; and those duckie jammies. Whoopsie, mommy.)
That picture, at least as pertains to the men, is a reminder that politics is show business for ugly people.
<i>We sure look forward to the next round of details about Farenthold&rsquo;s wet dreams</i>
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
Ew.
Ewwwwwww.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Clearly Rep Farenthold is the real victim here.
Blake comes from good <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Frances_Farenthold" target="_blank">Demo stock</a>, in that his step-grandma Sissy was a candidate for goobernor and even VPOTUS in 1972, and sponsored the ERA in Tejas when she and then-state-senator Barbara Jordan were the only women in the Lone Star State&#039;s lege.
So what happened to this fat fuck? I&#039;ve seen him lose a battle of wits with<i> <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=NsGAmbq3Sss" target="_blank">Tweety</a>,</i> ferchrissakes.
Or the Morning Zoo team on the Big K-1090!
Even if he weasals outa this harassment charge, he can&#039;t weasal outa the charge of &quot;WEARING DUCKIE PAJAMAS IN PUBLIC WHILE SMIRKING LIKE A COMPLETE DORK&quot;
I don&#039;t know what the charge carries if convicted, but if it were up to me...well, let&#039;s just say he&#039;d lose that smirk rather quickly.
That outfit alone should be good for 5 years in the jug.
&quot;Were those expensive, because it looks like you really splurged on those pajamas.&quot;
The guy on the left looks like all the Peeps he ate didn&#039;t agree with him.