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I used to leave all sorts of voicemails for Rob Portman, since no one ever answered the phone. Fortunately, the number stayed the same, so all I had to do was change the name in my phone. Let's see how much of an asshole J. D. can be to his constituents.

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Delusional little fantasists will be so disappointed when they go back up for SOTU.

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Gym didn't grab any genitals. He just didn't do anything about it when it happened even though that was his job.

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"Everything I learned about the meaning of masculinity I learned in a high school locker room."

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Wait'll you find out the whole thing was a dream.

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We're just numbered units shuffling through the system to them. Birth, school, work, death.

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If he's from Oklahoma, he probably knows quite a bit about the science of resource extraction.

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I wouldn't let Jackson touch my forehead to see if I was warm.

David's avatar

Very diverse group there.

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Science, Space and Technology: Frank Lucas of Oklahoma

I don't know who Frank Lucas is, but I can't imagine a republican from Oklahoma being particularly strong on science and technology...

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I came here to say the same thing...great minds and all that!

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The Pic! It does not Embiggen!

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I get a strong sense of English-Scottish-Irish from the surnames. Possible exception of Bost. Ah! Google comes through! Anglicized variant of the French "Bois".