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And when called on it, these mega morons think it's because liberal pussies are too politically correct. They don't even know how to channel their fucking anger.

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Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Chris Christy, Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina, Jim Gilmore, Lindsay Graham, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, John Kasich, George Pataki, Rand Paul, Rick Perry, Marco Rubio, Rick Santorum, Scott Walker and Hitler?

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Do Messicans count?

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I'd be shocked if you couldn't.

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This is why this sudden attack of morals is so freaking hilarious.

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All I care about is that he's turning women away from the GOP in droves.

Go Donald, Go Donald, it's your birthday, Go, Donald.

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That's taking a bold stand, some say.

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Jeb! Bush said it was “wrong” of Trump to say what he did, but, more importantly, it sure does make the Republican Party look bad.

Ish, meet Kabbibble.

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Only if they stay outdoors

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No. no. They're "people".

:)

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... good point. Or that all women are offended by misogyny.

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you all should go listen to terry gross's interview with ari berman (or read his book 'give us the ballot') before getting so smug and sanguine-y. the election is likely ours to lose (and yes i'm a TOTAL nelly), but we have a history of snatching defeat from the jaws of major accomplishments and right side of history-ness.

his bit on bush v gore is a particularly infuriating reminder of how easy it is for things to go sour.

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Honestly, this is a beautiful thing. And I love how the RNC thinks this highest-watched debate ever is because Americans are curious about which candidate to support, and not engaging in good, old-fashioned, American accident rubbernecking.

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Eye eye eye.

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1790s

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Marvelous! A Seal of Sargon of Akkad! That Storied species hath been thought Extinckt for Centuries. 'Tis said the Sargonese Seal eat Only Garlick-stuffed Olives and Salt-Hummingbirds.

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