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sarafina's avatar

A timeline has no intelligence.

It's the

"Dumbest fuckin' timeline PEOPLE ..."

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sarafina's avatar

Yes.

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sarafina's avatar

Canadian Bacon is GOD's bacon, cease your blasphemy!!!!

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

That’s their governance model. Performative outrage, propaganda and political stunts, taking away rights, giving away money to the wealthy, and sabotaging the future cleanup crew. People should be ashamed and shamed for voting for them.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not to mention most of us starving to death (once the snack foods aisles are cleaned out. Meat plants, farms, and food processors would all shut down.

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konrad_arflane's avatar

Fallon left out the part of the report which found that the agents used "unnecessary force". Probably an oversight!

Well, oversight is part of Congress' job after all, so he's off to a running start.

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mailman27's avatar

Dumbest, and most (potentially) irreversible- error-filled timeline, also. Too, as well. Un-related, Looney Tunes were the best animation! (Not talking about editorial content, necessarily.)

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SterWonk's avatar

(a) It's obviously a joke(b) Lots of stovetops have five burners; they have a fifth small burner for keeping things warm.

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SterWonk's avatar

Well, it's supposed to be actual work. We'll see how much of it they actually do.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

1 Wanking Motion

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codewalker's avatar

They don’t know the feds ability to create money through debt funds mortgages, car loans, and credit cards.

That would all grind to a halt.

Me? Plenty of precious metal investment. A perfect storm to buy my dream downtown condo for cash.

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harryeagar's avatar

They didn't deliver. The Republicans promised that if the Dems won, ther'ed be a taco truck on my corner, but here in central Maryland Taco Bell is still all we've got.

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harryeagar's avatar

I'm plunging in lithium.

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harryeagar's avatar

Millions of innocent Americans will be poisoned by poutine.

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City of H8's avatar

We laugh, but for a while one of our local Best Buy stores had a little music store inside it, amplified instruments like electric guitars, basses, keyboards and PA systems.

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