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Davis's avatar

If Smith is gay, at least it's with consenting adults.

Darrell Leland's avatar

"Oh yah? Well, like, Matt, YOU'RE all liar liar pants on fire!"

"Well... Jason, you're all like gay and stuff!"

"Well at least I don't-"

"EXCUSE ME! What were you boys saying?"

"Er uhh... nothing Mister Pierman."

"Are we supposed to be saying things like that about each other on the playground?"

"Uhhhh.... I dunno."

"You two boys need to go see Mrs. Muntz in the principal's office this instant."

Marla's avatar

OK, so Matt Gaetz was actually quoted as saying that the past 3 weeks when the House had no Speaker because he, Matt Gaetz, had defenestrated Our Kevin, were the most productive 3 weeks of the 118th Congress. Three weeks in which absolutely nothing got done because most of them were not in DC, had no leader to tell them what to do and the Democrats were sitting back and laughing at them and their shit show.

Matt Gaetz doesn’t care if they ultimately expel him from the House; he plans to run for governor (DeSatan is termed out) or Senator next.

Wondering Woman's avatar

I love all this verbal slap fighting among men who are all PABs. If it weren’t screwing with important government-y things, I’d just sit back and break out the popcorn.

Jim Parker's avatar

So Gaetz has used the classic "I'm rubber, you're glue" gambit to humiliate and destroy his fellow moron, er, uh, Repugnican. A brilliant counter attack for which there is no defense known to such toddlers.

Khavrinen's avatar

"Hate it how these guys can’t stop fighting."

( Because their fights never seem to cause enough damage to chase them out of office. )

John Norris's avatar

I remembered when Matt Gaetz said, after booting McCarthy, that booting McCarthy was part of The Plan. At that time he didn't say what else was in The Plan. I'm pretty sure having Gym Jordan lose the speakership votes three times and leaving the House rudderless was not in The Plan. If there ever was a The Plan. Anyway, I wonder what Speaker Mike "Tru-Christian (tm)" Johnson will do about Gaetz' ethic investigation.

Wondering Woman's avatar

Nothing. And he’ll do the same as Speaker. Repugnants are great at sweeping stuff under the rug and treating them as SEPs - Somebody Else’s Problems.

Barney Rubble's avatar

I want Matt Gaetz to take up MMA.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Then he and Hannity can be sparring partners.

Pillbox Hat's avatar

Evan thinks Markwayne Mullin is superhot? This is all I can think about now.

The Horned Tulip God's avatar

The sad attempt at gaslighting really is more funny than not.

Dave's Not Here's avatar

Child soliciting seditionist says what now?

Cthulhu's avatar

Child RAPING seditionist.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"He sounds like a Democrat. It’s exactly what Democrats say."

*clears throat uneasily* "Um, Mr. Smith, are there any Democrats in the room with us right now?"

Nemo's avatar

Jason Smith represents the southeast corner of Missouri, a district that includes Cape Girardeau, Rush Limbaugh's home town. No surprise.

Nae Kings!'s avatar

Markwayne Mullin superhot? Someone should check on Evan.

oscarphile's avatar

Chacun a son gout. I'd say doable at a quarter to two at the Eagle.

Tessie's avatar

People in glass houses shouldn't get stoned, Matt.