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Zhu Bajie's avatar

Well, Ohio does rival Illinois and Louisiana when it comes to corruption.

Lot_49's avatar

"And next, Topo Giggio, the Little Italian Mouse!"

H0mer0's avatar

Where does Rubio's money come from? Is that how he got to be senator despite being a idiot?

H0mer0's avatar

SMRT! (funny, my glasses just make me look old)

Farrrrrrrrrrts's avatar

Oh man, the comparison pictures give me way too many lolz. The mental image of these shit stain candidates prepping in a small bathroom is absolutely perfect.

H0mer0's avatar

"is a bear Catholic?"

Winston Smith's avatar

If Trump invited all of them why they being so picky

Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Well, they let you in, din't they?

crisptickle's avatar

Thanks for explaining it to us dumbos.

data_ninja's avatar

A frustrated, drunken Rick Perry will probably point his at his television (laser scope and all) shouting "I GOT MINE!!!"

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Entitled prick assholes. How else would you expect them to act? This isn't about serving the American people. This is about the biggest ego trip in the world, and the slightest hint of individual disrespect must be answered as if it meant the end of all existence in the known universe.

Because, it does.

ChicagoanInColorado's avatar

Note the mock Presidential plane in there for effect. I'm surprised Trump didn't demand the real one as his green room.

http://static2.politico.com...

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Carson gets first dibs on the rubber walled penthouse. That, and a straitjacket with "Calling Dr. Demento" stencilled on the back.

TootsStansbury ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

That poor toilet in Chris Christie's room. Nothing is worse than spite mud. Nothing.