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Well, Ohio does rival Illinois and Louisiana when it comes to corruption.

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"And next, Topo Giggio, the Little Italian Mouse!"

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Bi-polar cats on meth binge libelz!

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Where does Rubio's money come from? Is that how he got to be senator despite being a idiot?

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SMRT! (funny, my glasses just make me look old)

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Oh man, the comparison pictures give me way too many lolz. The mental image of these shit stain candidates prepping in a small bathroom is absolutely perfect.

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bahahahahahahahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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"is a bear Catholic?"

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If Trump invited all of them why they being so picky

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Well, they let you in, din't they?

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Thanks for explaining it to us dumbos.

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A frustrated, drunken Rick Perry will probably point his at his television (laser scope and all) shouting "I GOT MINE!!!"

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Entitled prick assholes. How else would you expect them to act? This isn't about serving the American people. This is about the biggest ego trip in the world, and the slightest hint of individual disrespect must be answered as if it meant the end of all existence in the known universe.

Because, it does.

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Note the mock Presidential plane in there for effect. I'm surprised Trump didn't demand the real one as his green room.

http://static2.politico.com...

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Carson gets first dibs on the rubber walled penthouse. That, and a straitjacket with "Calling Dr. Demento" stencilled on the back.

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That poor toilet in Chris Christie's room. Nothing is worse than spite mud. Nothing.

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