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Querolous's avatar

From where he stands the Mendoza Line is over the horizon.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

The proof of potential voter fraud due to the irregularity of the voter process is overwhelming. Meaning if you just ignore all the failsafes (which we're counting on our base to neither know nor understand), we can figure out a bunch of ways WE, the #ComplicitCorruptGOP, would cheat the ever-living fuuudddggge outta the system. And since we can think of it, and wish we'd done it, ergo ipso maximus factor the Dems not only thought of it too, but went and *did* it. Twice.

Because when you lack all moral compass, every direction leads straight to Cheatertown.

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

—BBC tele humour

Wookie Monster's avatar

The proof of potential voter fraud due to the irregularity of the voter process is overwhelming.

No actual fraud then. Just the “potential” for fraud.

A cloudy day may have the potential for rain, but you don’t get wet from potential rain.

malsperanza's avatar

To be fair,

"If the Trump campaign and Nevada GOP had shown up and done events on tribal lands, they would have been"

Scalped, probably.

malsperanza's avatar

Wearing out the patience of a federal judge: always a good move.

kareemachan's avatar

EXCUSE ME, that's 'fooking xmas'

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

They certainly helped kick Republican ass in Arizona, although they poured some gasoline in the dumpster fire that was Oklahoma 2020.

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

I thought that paragraph was Wonkette making fun of the filing, not an actual quotation from the filing.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

I worked the voting machines on Election Day in NY, and I was surprised at how many people who were voting hadn't ever voted before or hadn't done it in years. As it turned out, our county had a fairly decent pro-Trump majority, but I'd like to see someone do a deep dive and figure out how much the Republican's lead was due to the Hasidic vote in our county.

Zyxomma's avatar

Gevalt. Ta, Liz. You're turning me into my mother, of blessed memory.

chronozoan's avatar

may God have mercy on their souls

WHAT SOULS?

OppositeOfOligarch's avatar

So... just out of curiosity: I have to do what exactly to earn a bucket of gravy? Because I am relatively unprincipled and I have a straw.

DDB9000's avatar

UH, wrong show - and ceratinly not apt now.It's Pat Sajak on "Wheel...", not Alex Trebek (RIP)...

DDB9000's avatar

There is also Lexa Doig, who played the title role in "Andromeda", the scifi show that also featured idiot Kevin Sorbo. And by title role, I mean she was the personification of the ship and also a hologram that could do stuff as if she was solid.She's Canadian of part Filipina and part Scottish heritage, the later being where the Doig name comes from.

DDB9000's avatar

Let me guess - Orange Country, where the Satmar Hasids moved a shitload of people and created Kiryas Joel out of virtually nothing to a town now of about 25,000?A town which in 2011 was the poorest place in the US...

https://www.nytimes.com/201...