You'd think, given the spectacular FAIL that was the presidential campaign of the now former but still indicted Texas governor, Rick Perry might want to reconsider another attempt at the White House.
Rick is like that obnoxious old stripper at the Yellow Rose on North Lamar across the street from State Trooper's HQ. Not very prerty, talks a lot of shit, gets pissed when you don't giver dollar bills, but sure can make that brass pole squeak.
We will be there standing up for freedom no matter where it is — economically, militarily
Yeah, 'cause those are the important ones. Also, specifically called out in the bill of rights.
First and a half amendment, you will always have the right to make as much money as you can grab and don't worry so much about using unpaid-for national resources or mistreating other people who don't have the ability to stand up to your power of muneez.
Second and a half amendment:
No, I can't do it. I can't even pretend to describe what "military freedom" might be, other than the right to not have someone else's military in your front yard, which is a pretty low bar.
Look around you, man! It's a cage, with golden bars!
Where's the lerve for Scott Walker?
And, of course, mah main man Louie Gohmert?
Sorry, I only like being weirdly tricked by single moms.
"I've got a fever, and the only treatment is more corndog!"
Also not having to wait for the comment replies to load independently is pretty nice, too.
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Oops. Not even once twice.
Rick's just using Sarah to get to Tawd.
And maple syrup.
I thought Miss Lindsey had that gig.
Rick Perry: the unthinking person's Harold Stassen. Run, Rick, run--away, away, away!
Rick is like that obnoxious old stripper at the Yellow Rose on North Lamar across the street from State Trooper's HQ. Not very prerty, talks a lot of shit, gets pissed when you don't giver dollar bills, but sure can make that brass pole squeak.
Third time's the....something. I forget.
Considering he has been indicted recently, won't that limit his out of Texas travel? http://www.huffingtonpost.c...
We will be there standing up for freedom no matter where it is — economically, militarily
Yeah, 'cause those are the important ones. Also, specifically called out in the bill of rights.
First and a half amendment, you will always have the right to make as much money as you can grab and don't worry so much about using unpaid-for national resources or mistreating other people who don't have the ability to stand up to your power of muneez.
Second and a half amendment:
No, I can't do it. I can't even pretend to describe what "military freedom" might be, other than the right to not have someone else's military in your front yard, which is a pretty low bar.
I think he is running for president of a newly seceded Texas.