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PsycWench's avatar

No! This is all such a big shock. He kept telling me he was having an affair and all this time he was working overtime....

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The Quirk's avatar

As for Rickay himself, I have a different finger entirely.

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chascates's avatar

Rick Sanchez has been fired from CNN following his controversial comments on a radio show Thursday.

"Rick Sanchez is no longer with the company. We thank Rick for his years of service and we wish him well,' a CNN statement said.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

It appears Mr. Sanchez is flat out out.

Out of line.

Out of touch.

And out of a job.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

They forgot to add "...in his endeavors." Sometimes it's "future endeavors" but they always say "endeavors."

Kind of like "ado." Why doesn't anyone like "ado." Speakers always talk about "without further ado." Why don't they just skip the ado, or let you know it's coming but this time there won't be too much of it?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

CNN should just dropkick his ass into the gutter. That way it will be easier for Fox to find him.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

There's nothing like a good "I'm a more oppressed minority than you are" contest! Extra bonus points for calling the liberal Caucasian a bigot.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Oy vey!

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

<i>"If I did just sit there and read the teleprompter every day, Jon Stewart would never say a word about me. He’d say I’m a good Hispanic anchor, “Way to go, you’ve done a good job, stay right there.” …" </i> (Rick Sanchez)

Ha! So true! When Jon goes off on all the cable anchors for reading the copy and refraining from going full stupid.....hey...wait a minute......

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

so...that's what a career looks like when it craters.

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PsycWench's avatar

Man, I thought my Jewish husband was going to work every day at a college but it turns out he was reporting to CNN instead. I want more spending money now.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Anybody ever see Stewart imitate Mayor Bloomberg? That is some funny shit. I mean, he's the spitting image. Imagine a Jewish gay man who's not "really" gay, and you'll get the picture.

Jon Stewart is bigoted toward non-gay Jews who act gay. That's how Rick Sanchez would sum it up.

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