It's America's big night for urban elitists who have seen whatever otherwise unknown movies are nominated for Academy Awards tonight -- consider it the Super Bowl for people who only drink box wine ironically, or the big NASCAR race/crash for people who still have most of their own teeth. Oscar (TM) Night is here! If, like us, you don't really care but still "have people coming over" to "get high" and "eat some bogus recipe made of things we heard about in the
William Kristol is hosting the Oscars? This should be a LOT of fun.
Yes, the new Christian titty bar, Abraham's Bosom.